Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman with an Arctic Wolf?
A. A Brrr-Grrr.

Meteorologist Pick-Up Line: There's a winter storm warning tonight. You'll be getting a good 8 inches.

Q. What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A. Froze-T.

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow out the head.

Cold Winter Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, do you live in an igloo? 'Cause you're pretty cool.

Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hey there, do you plow here often?

Q. Why is it cold on the first day of winter?
A. Because it's at the end of Decembrrr.

Q. How do snowmen pay for carrots and coal?
A. Cold, hard cash!

Cold Weather Pick-Up Line: I didn't know I was a snowman, but you're so hot my heart just melted.

Q. Why was Frosty such a huge star in Hollywood?
A. He was built for Snow Biz.

Q. How do polar bears make their beds?
A. With snow blankets and sheets of ice!

Q. Where can you find chili beans?
A. At the North Pole.

Q. Why do penguins detest seriously funny winter puns?
A. Because it's snow laughing matter!

Q. What is the most competitive season of the year?
A. Win-ter.

Bearly Passable Winter Pick-Up Line: Let's not just cuddle, let's hibernate!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite snack?
A. Ice Krispie Treats.

Q. What do doting snowman parents hang over their baby snowman's crib?
A. A snowmobile.

Q. Why was the snowman rummaging through a bin of carrots?
A. He was just picking his nose.

Q. What do snarky Colorado snowman call really slow skiers on the bunny runs?
A. Slope pokes.

Colorado Winter Pick-Up Line: Babe, I didn't know angels could fly, but I just saw you skiing.

Q. What falls, but never hurts itself?
A. Snow.

Q. What diet did the snowman go on as a New Year's resolution?
A. The Meltdown Diet.

Q. What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Winter Pick-Up Line: Wow, this snow storm really blows. How about you?

Q. What do snowladies use on their face during the winter?
A. Cold Cream.

Q. What did the snowman say about the latest gossip?
A. I couldn't hear it, so I have snow idea?

Eye-See Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs?

Q. What is the worst thing about living in an igloo since Global Warming?
A. No privacy.

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A. Because he thought his wife was a real flake.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgy?
A. A snowball fight.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgasm?
A. Sleet.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite game on a winter road trip?
A. Ice Spy.

Q. What is Jack Frost's favorite thing about school?
A. Snow and Tell!

Q. Why did the snowman have a big smile on his face?
A. He could hear the snowblower coming down the block!

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a tse tse fly?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do nuclear elfin engineers fear most at the North Pole?
A. A Meltdown.

Q. What do snowmen like to eat for lunch?
A. Ice-bergers.

Q. What do cool snowman eat for dinner?
A. Icebergs with chilly sauce.

Q. What do you call a snowman during the summer?
A. Puddle.

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