Weather Pick-Up Line: I
didn't know I was a snowman, but you're so hot my heart
What do you get if you cross an NYC snowman, a really bad
pun, and a laughing Santa?
A. Frostbitten HOs.
Why is it so cold at the Returns counter the day after Christmas?
A. Because it's at the end of Decembrrr.
Which of Santa's little helpers has side burns and sings?
Pick-Up Line: Bae, if you
think the snowfall total was impressive, wait 'til you see
how many inches I can add to it.
What falls on Christmas, but never hurts itself?