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Warning: Jingle at Your Own Risk! Holiday humor, funny Christmas jokes, and Xmas riddles ahead.
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Q. Where do Santa and his reindeer get hot chocolate whle on a sky flight? A. Star-Bucks!Q. Which body part do you only see at Christmas time? A. The Mistletoe!Q. Why doesn't Sant let the elvs cook? A. the steaks are too high!

Q. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A. He looks at his calen-deer.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman, a laughing hyena, and a painful pun?
A. Frostbite that really, really hurts! Ouch!

Q. Which vaccination does Santa always get before Christmas Eve?
A. Shingles.

Xmas Pick-Up Line: Bae, yo so fine that you make that ugly Christmas sweater look good.

Q. Which nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish!

Q. What is it so easy for elves to cook up Christmas cookies in the kitchen?
A. Because they know where every kitchen u-tinsel is.

Q. Why can't Christmas trees stand alone? A. They don't have legs!Q. What do you call a bankrupt Santa Claus? A. Saint Nickel-Less!Q. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight. One to crew in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
A. They keep losing their needles.

Q. What did Santa phone his shrink when he got to the South Pole?
A. He was having a Bi-Polar moment.

Q. Why doesn't Santa have any kids of his own?
A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.

Q. What did the elves call Santa after he ate a brrr-ito and a chilly dog for lunch?
A. Farter Christmas.

Q. How does Santa make his reindeer fly?
A. He gives them Red Bull, because Red Bull gives you wings.

Q. Why did Santa visit a strip club?
A. Because all the Ho Ho Hos got him in the holiday spirit! (Santa doesn't need Red Bull!)

Q. What is a child's favorite Christmas king? A. A Stocking!Q. How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? A. By Icicle!Q. Did the smoker get everything he wanted for Xmas? A. Clothes, but no cigar!

Q. What did the big furry hat say to the warm wooly scarf?
A. You hang around, and I'll go on a head...

Xmas Pick-Up Line: Baby, your Christmas sock isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight.

Q. What is the first thing little elves learn at school?
A. The elf-a-bet.

Q. Why don't penguins fly?
A. They're too short to get a pilot's license.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bell and a skunk?
A. Jingle Smells!

Xmas Pick-Up Line: Oh gosh Girl, let me help you out of that ugly Christmas sweater.

Q. Which Christmas carol is popular in the desert? A. Camel Ye Faithful!Q. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? A. Anything you want. He can't hear you!Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? A. H-ornaments!

Q. Why is Santa's sack so full?
A. Because he only comes once a year.

Q. What is the most commonly served beverage at the North Pole?
Iced Tea.

Q. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus?

Q. Why didn't the North Pole tourist get any sleep last night?
A. Because he accidentally plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and he kept popping out of bed all night.

Q. What do sheep say during the holiday season?
A. We wish ewe a very Merry Christmas.

Q. How do Santa's reindeer make their beds?
A. With snow blankets and sheets of ice!

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