Cold Pirate Pick-Up Line:
Hey Baby, doth ye want to see my snowballs?
What did the guy with no hands get for Christmas?
A. Dunno. He hasn't opened his gifts.
Party Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
do you live at the North Pole? 'Cause you're pretty cool.
Why is everbody always so thirsty at the North Pole?
A. No Well, No Well.
What does Santa bring naughty boys on Christmas?
A. A pack of batteries and a note saying, "Toy Not
Christmas Party Pick-Up Line:
Babe, do I have the flu, or are you giving me the chills?