Saturday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, it's Saturday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever I do this weekend.

Q. Which weekend day do dawgs enjoy the most?
A. Sater-daeg, Saterdag, and Zaterdag.

Saturday Night Laugh: Life is short, so smile while you still have all your teeth...

Q. What is the only bummer early Saturday morning?
A. Having to watch infomericials before the cartoons start!

Saturday Night Point to Ponder: If you think seven years of bad luck after breaking a mirror sucks, try breaking a condom.

Q. Which day of the week do trouser designers work toward?
A. Slacker Saturday.

Q. Which day of the week has the best pick-up lines?
A. Sought-Her-Day.

Q. Which day of the week has the most swagger?
A. Saunter-Day.

Weekend Point to Ponder: Does it really count as the weekend if you don't do something totally pointless?

Q. Which day of the week rings true during a lie detector test?
A. Saturn Day.

Saturday Point to Ponder: Do rats fear Caturdays, or do they party hearty and act as if there is no tomorrow, just like we do?

Q. On which day of the week do television foresnic crime shows air?
A. Splatter-Day.

Q. What can you get online on Caturday that you can't get on any other day of the week?
A. Lots of lynx!

Q. Which day of the week does the Little League team like the most?
A. Batter Day.

Q. How is Saturday just like a rainbow?
A. You can see it from a distance, but when you get close it begins to just disappear.

Q. Which day of the week did artist Jackson Pollock appreciate the most?
A. Splatter Day.

Sex-Her-Day Point to Ponder: Is Saturday the most romantic day of the week, or the sleaziest?

Q. Which day of the week do particle physicists enjoy the most?
A. Matter Day.

Q. Which day of the week is a long ride to get to, but when you finally get there, there's lots of horsing around?
A. Saddle Day.

Saturday Pick-Up Line: Hey there, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you are making my end weak.

Saturday Smile of the Day: You know you're a grownup when you enjoy Saturday morning coffee as much as you used to enjoy Saturday morning cartoons.

Saturday Morning Pick-Up Line: Oh Bae, pinch me 'cause I must be dreaming.

Q. Which day of the week makes your alarm clock sad?
A. Sadurday.

Saturday Morning Pick-Up Line: Is your name Dawn? 'Cause pinch me, I must be dreaming.

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