Puns, Caturday Jokes, Slacker Day Humor
Slack off with sex-her-day humor, wild Caturday night puns,
and funny saunter day jokes.
Weekend It at Your Own Risk! Caturday jokes, day off humor, and
multi-slacking puns ahead.
Saturday Jokes, Weekend Humor, Rec Day LOLs
(Because Slacker Jokes and
Late Night Laughs Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream on
the First Day of This Weekend!)
| Day of the Week Jokes | Daily
Pick-Ups | Sunday Jokes, Funday LOLs
| Mondane Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| 2 | 3
| Friday Jokes and TGIF Funs | Fri-Die
the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, and
Sat All Day Laughs | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wild
Caturday Puns |
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, it's
Saturday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever
I do this weekend.
Which weekend day do dawgs enjoy the most?
A. Sater-daeg, Saterdag, and Zaterdag.
Night Laugh: Life is short, so smile while you still have
all your teeth...
What is the only bummer early Saturday morning?
A. Having to watch infomericials before the cartoons start!
Night Point to Ponder: If you think seven years of bad luck
after breaking a mirror sucks, try breaking a condom.
Which day of the week do trouser designers work toward?
A. Slacker Saturday.
Q. Which day of the week has the best pick-up
Which day of the week has the most swagger?
Point to Ponder: Does it really count as the weekend if
you don't do something totally pointless?
Which day of the week rings true during a lie detector
A. Saturn Day.
Point to Ponder: Do rats fear Caturdays, or do they party
hearty and act as if there is no tomorrow, just like we
On which day of the week do television foresnic crime shows
What can you get online on Caturday that you can't get on
any other day of the week?
A. Lots of lynx!
Which day of the week does the Little League team like the
A. Batter Day.
How is Saturday just like a rainbow?
A. You can see it from a distance, but when you get close
it begins to just disappear.
Which day of the week did artist Jackson Pollock appreciate
A. Splatter Day.
Point to Ponder: Is Saturday the most romantic day of the
week, or the sleaziest?
Which day of the week do particle physicists enjoy the most?
A. Matter Day.
Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Which day of the week is a long ride to get to, but when
you finally get there, there's lots of horsing around?
A. Saddle Day.
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
is your name Saturday? 'Cause you are making my end weak.
Smile of the Day: You know you're a grownup when you enjoy
Saturday morning coffee as much as you used to enjoy Saturday
Morning Pick-Up Line: Oh
Bae, pinch me 'cause I must be dreaming.
Which day of the week makes your alarm clock sad?
Morning Pick-Up Line: Is
your name Dawn? 'Cause pinch me, I must be dreaming.
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
It's still Caturday, so here's
even more slacker humor, lazy
late night jokes and dazed
painful puns to help get you to next
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Blonde Jokes | Brewed
Puns | Cents-Less Puns | Coffee
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
| Happy Hour Humor | Hipster
Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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