Which special sweet potato dishes causes people to be overly
honest on Thanksgiving?
A. Candid yams.
Why was the turkey arrested on Thanksgiving?
A. Suspicion of Fowl Play.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
A. Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What do you get if you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A. A musical instrument that can pluck itself.
Why didn't the turkey have dessert on Thanksgiving?
A. Because he was stuffed.
I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner,
but I sat on them. So, now we're having squash.
What is a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
A. Peach Gobbler.
Which music genre did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock.
What's the difference between chickens and turkeys in November?
A. Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
Why do Coloradans smoke a bowl before Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Because there's no better time to get the munchies!
What is the difference between a pirate and a cranberry
A. The pirate burries his treasures, but the farmer treasures
What is a skeleton's favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
What do meat-eaters call it if you serve tofu turkey on
How can you tell the Thanksgiving chefs are have a very
A. They're talking turkey.
Which forecast does a turkey hope for on Thanksgiving?
A. Fowl weather.
What do you get if you cross a turkey and a ghost?
A. A poultry-geist.
What do you call it when it's raining turkeys?
A. Fowl weather.
What does the Jedi Council do on Thanksgiving Day?
A. They watch the Mace's Thanksgiving Parade.
What did a sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A. I yam your father.
I know you want me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but
I just can't stop cold turkey!
What did the hen turkey say to her naughty kids on Thanksgiving?
A. If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What does a Thanksgiving turkey do online?
A. Google, Google, Google.
What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, Wobble.
you buy clothes on Black Friday, always take into account
how much you ate on Thursday.
Sometimes Black Friday shoppers tackle better than the home
team did on Thanksgiving.
hoping Black Friday doesn't turn into Black 'N Blue Saturday.
Point to Ponder: Why does Black Friday start on Thursday?