VD
Day Pick-Up Line: Babe,
you're so hot that you've got to be adding to global warming.
But I'm a cool hipster, so let's save the environment together.
Q.
Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?
A. Because
they're scent-timental!
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Excuse
me, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out
of this world! |
VD
Day Point to Ponder: If Love is blind, why is lingerie so
hot?
Q.
What is the difference between a calendar and a hipster?
A. A calendar always has a date on Valentine's
Day.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Girl,
did you put Snickers in your Valentines? 'Cause
you satisfy me.
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Caveman
Valentine's Day Pick-Up
Line: I might not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make
your Bedrock.
Q.
What song does a buck sing to his sweetie on Valentine's
Day?
A. I Doe-nly Have Eyes for You, Deer!
Gym
Valentine's Day Pick-Up
Line: Bro, if you were a rooster, you'd be im-pec-able.
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