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Fall in love with uggs and hisses humor, Valenslime puns, and funny Valenshine jokes!

Valentine's Day Puns, Love Laughs, Jokes
(Because Funny Valenstein Jokes and Love Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Valentine's Day or Any Day)
Warning: Pursue Love at Your Own Risk! Loving humor, lovely jokes, loverly laughs and evol puns ahead.
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Q. What does a bolcano say to another volcano on Valentine's Day? A. I Lava You!Valentine's Day Sucks! That's What She Said!Q. What did cavemen give their mates on Valentine's Day? A. Uggs and Kisses!

VD Day Pick-Up Line: Babe, you're so hot that you've got to be adding to global warming. But I'm a cool hipster, so let's save the environment together.

Q. Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?
A.
Because they're scent-timental!

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of this world!

VD Day Point to Ponder: If Love is blind, why is lingerie so hot?

Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a hipster?
A. A calendar always has a date on Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Girl, did you put Snickers in your Valentines? 'Cause you satisfy me.

Caveman Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: I might not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

Q. What song does a buck sing to his sweetie on Valentine's Day?
A. I Doe-nly Have Eyes for You, Deer!

Gym Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Bro, if you were a rooster, you'd be im-pec-able.

Q. What did the ghost say to his ghoul friend on Valentine's Day? A. Be My Valenslime!Q. What did the fungi say to his love on Valentine's Day? A. There's o mushroom in my heart for you!Q. What did the boy candy say to the girl candy on Valentine's Day? A. We're mint for each other!

Q. What did the python give his lover on Valentine's Day?
A. A Hug and a Hissssss.

Did you hear about the angels that got married on Valentine's Day? They lived harpily ever after.

Q. Which flowers get the most kisses on Valentine's Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. Where do hamburgers take their girlfriends for a hot date on Valentine's Day?
A. To the meatball.

Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine's Day?
A. You're so cool and I'm sweet on you.

Q. Which kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
A. Choco-late!

Q. What does a French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. A hug and a quiche!Q. Why shouldn't you break up with a goalie on Valentine's Day? A. Because he's a keeper!Q. What did the parietal say to the frontal? A. I lobe you!

Q. Why did the hot blonde fall in love with the French chef?
A. He buttered her up.

Q. Which kind of flower should you avoid giving your best grill on Valentine's Day?
A. Cauliflower!

Q. What did the hockey player say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. Goal! I've slid into your heart!

Did you hear about the two tennis players who met on Valentine's Day? It was lob at first sight!

Q. What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine's Day?
A.
I think you're acute!

Q. What did the drum say to the drummer on Valentine's Day?
A. My heart beats for you!

Q. What did Frankenstein say to his date on Valentine's Day? A. Be my Valenstein!Q. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A. He gave her a ring!Q. What is the most romantic part of a fork? A. its Valen-tines!

Q. What did the monster say to his ghoul friend on February 14?
A. Will you be my Valenslime?

Q. Why didn't the skeleton send out any Valentine's Day cards?
A.
His heart just wasn't in it.

Did you hear about the guy who promised his girlfriend a diamond on Valentine's Day? He took her to a baseball game.

Q. What did a rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. Some bunny loves you!

Q. What happened to the near-sighted porcupine on Valentine's Day?
A. He fell in love with a pin cushion.

Q. What does a classic car owner do for his love on February 14?
A. He gives her a Valenshine!

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