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Q. What does a squirrel give his love on Valentine's Day? A. Forget-me-nuts!
Q. What did the sea mammal sayy to his love on Valentine's Day? A. Whale you be mine?
Oh, just admit it! Valentine's day makes you crabby, too!
Q. What did a rabbit say to his honey on Valentine's Day? A. Some bunny loves you!
Q. What did a farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. Hogs and kisses!
I hate Valentine's Day! And I'm not even a hermit crab!

 


Fauna Valentine Jokes & Animal Lover Puns for Ewe
Laugh along with fauna lover puns, wildlife Valentine's Day humor, and amorous animal jokes.

Animal Valentine's Day Jokes and Love Bird Humor
('Cause Love Bird Jokes and BEE-Rated Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream For the Love Bug on February 14!)
Warning: Proceed Carefully! Animal Valentine jokes, horny sheep humor, and Tom cat on the prowl puns ahead.
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Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A. You're fun to hang around with!Q. What did the bird say to his gull on Valentine's Day? A. Let me call you tweet heart!Q. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? A. Because they're scent-imental!

Q. What did the bruin say to his best girl on Valentine's Day?
A. I love you beary much.

Cold Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ... Enough to break the ice.

Birdwatching Pick-Up Line: They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite!

Birding Pick-Up Line: Hey chicky, do you regurgitate on a first date?

Q. What did the dateless skunk say on Valentine's day?
A. Love Stinks.

Q. What did the Tom cat say to his girl on Valentine's Day?
A. Here Kitty, do you like feline fine? 'Cause I'd like you to take meow-t tonight.

Q.. What do you call two tweet hearts on Valentine's Day? A. Love birds!Q. What did Tom say to Kitty on Valentine's Day? A. You're purr-fect for me!Did you hear about the Valentine's Day romance in the fish tank? It was a case of guppy love!

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Bro, if you were a rooster, you'd be im-pec-able.

Chicken Sh*t Valentine's day Line: Hey chick, I'm a birdwatcher who's looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher. Do you know where else I might find one?

Hairy Funny Anti Valentine's Day Thought of the Day: Screw you Cupid, I have cats!

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, do you like cats? 'Cause you're really purr-dy!

Q. What did Tom say to Kitty on Valentine's Day?
A. You're meow-valous.

Q. What did the frog say on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm hoppy to ribbit, I love you.

Q. What did the toad say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. Hey bae, can my tadpoles come over to swim in your pond?

Valentine's Day Dis: I kissed my prince and he turned into a frog.

Q. What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day? A. II Only Have Eyes For Ewe, Dear!Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A I love you a ton!Q. What do you call it if your aunt runs off to get married on Valentin's Day? A. Antelope!

Sheepish Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, do ewe believe in love at first sight, or should I hoof on by again?

Ovine Valentine Line: Hey baby, are ewe a sheep? 'Cause your body is unbaalievable.

Q. What do elephants exchange with each other on Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-Me-Nots.

Q. What did the elephant say to his date on Valentine's day?
A. Hay Ellie, you must be tired, 'cause you've been stampeding through my mind all day!

Q. What song does a buck sing to his sweetie on Valentine's Day?
A. I Doe-nly Have Eyes for You, Deer!

Wild Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Excuse me deer, may I have this mating dance?

 

Q. What did a snake say to his love on Valentine's Day? A. Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey!Q. What did the hooter say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A Owl be yours!Q. What did the drone say to the queen on Valentine's Day? A. You are bee-utiful!

Hiss-terical Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey baby, is your daddy a cobra? 'Cause your asp is so nice!

Wild Animal Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!

Q. What did the great horned avian say to his sweetie on Valentine's Day?
A. Owl be yours, if hoot be mine.

Hooting Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Hey baby, I've been thinking about you owl night long...

Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day?
A. I Love Bee-ing with You, Honey!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs that hooked up on Valentine's Day?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?? A. He fell in love with a pin cushion!Q. What did an octopus say to his honey on Valentine's Day? A. I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!Q. What did the ram say to the ewe on Valentine's Day? A. You're not baaaaad!

Q. What did a rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. Some bunny loves you!

Q. What did the pet hamster say to his sweetie on Valentine's Day?
A. Hey baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!

Q. What did Free Willie say to his date on Vlenentine's Day?
A. Hey babe, they don't call me a sperm whale for nothing!

Sea Life valentine Line: Hey Shelly, would you mind if I crab your ass?

Q. What did the lobster say to his date on Valentine's Day?
A. Hey prawn-cess, you're so hot that you turn all the other shellfish red.

Q. What song does a ram sing to his mate on Valentine's Day?
A. I Only Have Eyes for Ewe, Dear!

Q. What did the ram say to the sheep on Valentine's Day?
A. Hey, ewe wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch!

 

 

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