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Hump
Day Puns, Midweek Humor, Winds Day Jokes
Wack
out with humping funny puns, happy Wednesday jokes, and weirds day humor.
Wednesday Jokes, Vins Day LOLs, Wets Day Puns
(Because Wets Day Jokes and Rads Day Puns Could Never
Be TOO Mainstream for Horny Camels on Wednesday!)
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Warning:
Wend Forward with Caution! Web's day jokes, weirds day humor, and
wads day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day LOLs
| 2 | 3
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| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Wednesday
Thought of the Day: It's funny how Wednesday is sort of
like a middle finger pointing up at you.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most verbose?
A. WordsDay. |
Midweek
Point to Ponder: If Hump Day and Wine Wednesday got into
a fight, which would win?
Q.
Which day of the week is the most alternative?
A. WeirdsDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do SEO experts have to work the hardest?
A. WebsDay.
Wednesday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, today
is Hump Day, so why not start it out with a bang?
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Q. Which day of the week do Lurch fans dance to most?
A. Wednesday.
Q.
Which godly day of the week Woden you want to mess
with?
A. Wednesday. |
Q.
Which day of the week do you blame when you're lost?
A. Where'sDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most confusing?
A. Whats Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week naturally creates the most alternative
energy?
A. WindsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is always out of breath?
A. Winds Day. |
| Q.
What do you call a week with no Wednesday?
A. Humphrey.
Wednesday
Anti Pick-Up Line: Hey big
guy, if you were a camel, you'd have a hump... |
Q.
Which day of the week do tired people enjoy most?
A. RestDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do authors enjoy the best?
A. WordsDay.
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Q.
What is the strangest day of the week?
A. WeirdsDay.
Wednesday
Pick-Up Line: Hello there.
My name is Humphey. You must be Wednesday? (As told by the
camel.) |
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If Wednesday was a finger, which one would it be?
A. The middle finger.
Witchy
Wednesday Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, are you a cat? 'Cause I'm feline a connection with
you. |
Q.
Which day of the week do they still dred at Chernobyl?
A. RadsDay.
Q.
What did the lonely camel say every Wednesday night at 11:59
PM?
A. For once, I'd like to get humped on Hump Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week do wine connoisseurs enjoy most?
A. RedsDay.
Midweek
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, it's
Wednesday so why wait until Friday night? |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You've humped along this far,
so here's even more rad humor,
weird jokes,
and wacky painful puns to wet
your whistle in the middle
of the week:
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Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
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Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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