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Thursday
Puns, Curse Day Humor, Thirsty Jokes
Celebrate
Thor's Day with turns day humor, burrs day puns, and spurs day Thursday
jokes.
Thursday Jokes, Slurs Day Puns, Sirs Day Humor
('Cause Tours Day Puns and
Thrust Day Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When
the Weekend is Still Days Off!) |
Warning:
Thursday Onward with Caution! Nerds day jokes, words day humor,
and purse day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| 2 | 3
| Friday Jokes and TGIF Funs | Friday
the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Thursday
Thought of the Day: Better days are coming. They're called
Friday, Saturday and Sunday!
Q.
Which day of the week has a speech impediment?
A. SlursDay. |
Q.
Which day of the week spurs on the most painful puns?
A. HurtsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is the favorite of cowboys?
A. SpursDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do bartenders dread most?
A. SlursDay.
Thirst-Day
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, it's
Thursday so why wait until Friday night? |
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Q. Which day of the week is the loopiest?
A. TurnsDay.
Thursday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
is your name Thirst-Day? 'Cause I just want to
drink you up. |
Q.
Which day of the week can launch you into outer space?
A. ThrustDay.
Thursday
Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy,
is your name Thor? 'Cause I'm love-struck by your thunder.
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Q.
Which day of the week do tourists enjoy most?
A. ToursDay.
Thursday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
is your name Thirst-Day? If so, let's get this
party started. |
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Which day of the week do shoes like best?
A. PurseDay. |
Q.
Why is Thursday such a good football player?
A. Because it's always blocking Friday.
Q.
Which day of the week do people only have a limited amout
of fluids to drink?
A. Thirst-Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week is the most annoying?
A. BurrsDay. |
| Q.
Which day of the week loves candy?
A. NerdsDay.
NerdsDay
Pick-Up Line: Your name must
be Thursday because I CAN your end from
here. |
Q.
Which day of the week is the most verbose?
A. WordsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do authors enjoy the best?
A. WordsDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do witches look forward to?
A. CurseDay.
Q.
How do you finally get over hump day?
A. Buck Up to Thursday! |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still Thors Day, so here's
even more nerdy humor, slurred
laughter,
thirsty jokes, and terse
painful puns to spur you forward
this day:
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More
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
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Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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