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Celebrate Thor's Day with turns day humor, burrs day puns, and spurs day Thursday jokes.

Thursday Jokes, Slurs Day Puns, Sirs Day Humor
('Cause Tours Day Puns and Thrust Day Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When the Weekend is Still Days Off!)
Warning: Thursday Onward with Caution! Nerds day jokes, words day humor, and purse day puns ahead.
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Whiskey Says: Happy Slurs-Day!Yee Haw! It's Spurs Day!Wow, is Today Thirst-Day?

Thursday Thought of the Day: Better days are coming. They're called Friday, Saturday and Sunday!

Q. Which day of the week has a speech impediment?
A. SlursDay.

Q. Which day of the week spurs on the most painful puns?
A. HurtsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of cowboys?
A. SpursDay.

Q. Which day of the week do bartenders dread most?
A. SlursDay.

Thirst-Day Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, it's Thursday so why wait until Friday night?

Happy Turns Day!Shuttle Launch Says: Happy Thrust Day!Hearse Says: Happy Tours Day?

Q. Which day of the week is the loopiest?
A. TurnsDay.

Thursday Pick-Up Line: Hey there, is your name Thirst-Day? 'Cause I just want to drink you up.

Q. Which day of the week can launch you into outer space?
A. ThrustDay.

Thursday Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, is your name Thor? 'Cause I'm love-struck by your thunder.

Q. Which day of the week do tourists enjoy most?
A. ToursDay.

Thursday Pick-Up Line: Hey there, is your name Thirst-Day? If so, let's get this party started.

Happy Purse Day!Armor Says: Happy Sirs Day!Happy Burrs Day!

Q. Which day of the week do shoes like best?
A. PurseDay.

Q. Why is Thursday such a good football player?
A. Because it's always blocking Friday.

Q. Which day of the week do people only have a limited amout of fluids to drink?
A. Thirst-Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most annoying?
A. BurrsDay.

Happy Nerds DAy!Happy Words Day!Happy Curse Day!

Q. Which day of the week loves candy?
A. NerdsDay.

NerdsDay Pick-Up Line: Your name must be Thursday because I CAN your end from here.

Q. Which day of the week is the most verbose?
A. WordsDay.

Q. Which day of the week do authors enjoy the best?
A. WordsDay.

Q. Which day of the week do witches look forward to?
A. CurseDay.

Q. How do you finally get over hump day?
A. Buck Up to Thursday!

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