Sprites
are more into semantics, but they don't gnome the answer
either.
Q.
What do you call a naked garden gnome?
A. The bare minimum.
Q.
What do you call a gnome walking backwards?
A. Emong.
Q.
How many gnomes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, 'cause mini hands make light work!
Q.
Why do so many gnomes hang out in Satan's garden?
A. Because they have one hell of a good time there. |
Gnome
or confusion about Gnome Buddy's name?
Q.
Why did the garden gnome hate being short?
A. Because so many of these Painful Puns go right
over his head.
Q.
Why are gnomes so good at math?
A. Because it's the little things that count.
One
garden gnome asked his buddy, "Do you know any shitty
puns?"
The second gnome replied, "Manure stupid!"
Q.
If money really did grow on trees, what would a gnome's
favorite season be?
A. Fall.
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Gnome
doubt he is a meme. And, there is plenty of nonsense here,
too.
Q.
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
A. Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Plus, the beanstalk!
Q.
What happened when a manure truck ran over the garden gnomes?
A. They were shit out of luck.
Q.
What is the favorite chocolate candy of ground-dwelling
gnomes?
A. Tootsie Trolls.
Q.
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by
daisy-like flowers?
A. An aster-risk. |