Gnome Pun Intended!   PainfulPuns.com - Gnome Puns Intended = Gnokes + Gnumor!

PainfulPuns Home
Animal Puns, Wildlife Humor
Bartender Puns, Bar Humor
Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes!
Cheesy Puns & Sharp Humor
Clucking Funny Farm Animal Puns
Edible Puns, Fun with Food
Frightful Puns, Scary Jokes
Garden Puns, Green Groaners
Gnome Puns Intended
Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns
Monstrously Funny Puns
Work Humor, Joking on the Job
Old Jokes & Old Never Die Puns
Painful Puns, Punny Funs
Pet Puns + Jokes = Funny Pet Peeves
Sharp Pick-Up Lines, Cheesy Come-Ons
Funny Riddles, Punny Answers!
Sick Puns, Healthy Laughs
Smart Humor! Science + Math = Puns
Tech Jokes, PC Puns & Net Ouch!

And while you're here,
please take a moment to
visit our sponsors:


Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!
Gnomes are good sports who strive for pun perfection!


Garden Gnomes in Pot Leaves: Lettuce a Gnome

 


Gnome Puns Intended, Elfin Laughs, Gnome Joke!
Troll through punny garden gnome memes, sprite humor, troll jokes and funny as elf puns.

Garden Gnome Jokes, Troll Humor, Gnome Puns
(Because Punny Non-Imaginary Beings and Provocative Trolls Are Far TOO Mainstream, Especially at Twitter!)
Warning: Troll at Your Own Risk! True gnome gnonsense jokes and mischievous elf puns ahead. Gnome Kidding!
| It's Gnome Joke! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | Gnome Dating Jokes | Gnome Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy Gnome Pick-Up Lines |
| Gnome Travel Jokes | Lost Gnomes | Crappy Gnome Puns | Creepy Gnomes | Musical Gnomes |
| Gnome Author Humor | Brainiac Gnome Jokes | Biker Gnome Puns | Gnome Cheese Puns! |
| Garden Gnome Jokes | Weedy Funny Gnomes | Gnome Party Jokes | Sci-Fi Gnome Puns |
| Gym Troll Jokes | Gnome Diets | Chef Gnome Jokes | Entertaining Gnomes | Holiday Gnomes |

Are gnome body builders ab-gnormal?"Elf" is a mis gnomer.Hi, I'm Mrs Gnomer Simpson

Gno, but gnome body builders do have an inflated ego.

Q. Why don't gnomes understand most jokes?
A. Because the humor goes right over their head.

Q. What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
A. Puny.

Q. Why do garden gnomes have tiny balls?
A. Because so few of them know how to dance.

Q. Why are some garden gnomes R-rated?
A. Because they're into insects and violets.

FYI: Garden Gnomes don't want to be called Midgets. But being called Elf, Pixie, or Sprite is okay with most gremlin trolls.

Little Gnome Fact: The average height of a dwarf garden statue is under three feet.

Little Known Fact of the Day: Garden gnomes are a symbol of good luck.

Q. Which kind of jokes do depressed gnomes like to tell?
A. Elf-depricating puns.

Q. Why was the gnome just standing over his lawn mower and crying?
A. Because he hit a rough patch.

Gnome Factoid of the Day: Gnomes do enjoy Halloween and cosplay.

Q. What did the gnome say to the hula dancer during his vacation in Hawaii?
A. Gnoman is on island.

Q. What do gnomes like to cook on the BBQ grill?
A. Short ribs.

Q. Which garden statue joined the Marine Corps?
A. Gnomer Pyle.

Q. Why couldn't the gnome tell his best gardening joke?
A. It was too dirty.

Q. What is the original homeland of gnomes? A. The Gnoman EmpireTraveling Trolls Appreciate Mobile GnomesQ. Why do gnomes and elves dislike each other? A. Little disrespect!

Gnorway might disagree. Well, what do you gnow?

Q. Which gnome town will not allow humans through the city gates?
A. Gno-man's Land.

Q. What does a cannibal troll chef call his specialty?
A. Gnome on the range.

Q. Why did the gnome fall back along with the army?
A. 'Cause he didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.

Garden Gnome bragging to his buddies: My girlfriend is just like a classic Greek statue. (Completely pale, and no arms.)

Horny trolls are always on the gmove.

Q. What did the garden gnome say when he saw his old pal?
A. Statue bro?

Q. Why are vacationing gnomes great house guests?
A. Because they only stay a short time.

Q. Why did the clumsy gnome drummer get kicked out of the garden band?
A. He always dropped the beet.

Q. What do you call glitch-causing gnomes?
A. Gremlins.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, those are quite the melons you have there.

Short Trivia of the Day: Sprites have an elf of a time with gnomes and pixies.

Q. What is the rudest type of garden gnome?
A. The Go-F-Yours-Elf.

Q. Why are garden gnomes so hard to get along with?
A. Because they're short-tempered.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?

Q. What is a gnomes favorite seafood?
A. Shrimp.

Q. Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job?
A. 'Cause he was always a little short.

Is "Lady Gnome" a misnomer?Gnome Moore or Gnome Less? Les.I'm a true gnome nonsense meme

Sprites are more into semantics, but they don't gnome the answer either.

Q. What do you call a naked garden gnome?
A. The bare minimum.

Q. What do you call a gnome walking backwards?
A. Emong.

Q. How many gnomes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, 'cause mini hands make light work!

Q. Why do so many gnomes hang out in Satan's garden?
A. Because they have one hell of a good time there.

Gnome or confusion about Gnome Buddy's name?

Q. Why did the garden gnome hate being short?
A. Because so many of these Painful Puns go right over his head.

Q. Why are gnomes so good at math?
A. Because it's the little things that count.

One garden gnome asked his buddy, "Do you know any shitty puns?"
The second gnome replied, "Manure stupid!"

Q. If money really did grow on trees, what would a gnome's favorite season be?
A. Fall.

Gnome doubt he is a meme. And, there is plenty of nonsense here, too.

Q. Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
A. Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!

Q. What happened when a manure truck ran over the garden gnomes?
A. They were shit out of luck.

Q. What is the favorite chocolate candy of ground-dwelling gnomes?
A. Tootsie Trolls.

Q. What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
A. An aster-risk.

Ain't Gnome Mountain High Enough... For What?Gnome Buddy Loves Me!New conspiracy theory show: Ungnome Mysteries

Cruel gnome humor, because now this cheesy tune is stuck in your head.

Q. Why did the garden gnome put his bed in a campfire?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Q. Why don't gnomes ever go camping with just one other gnome?
A. Because it's just two in tents.

Q. Why can't the Seven Dwarfs walk into a Gnome Tavern?
A. Because the bar is too high.

Q. Why didn't the gnomes cross the river?
A. Because they didn't want to use the troll bridge.

Daisy does agree, but Gnome Buddy does gnot.

Q. Why did the confused gnome decide to see a shrink?
A. Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q. What did the gnome think when flowers without heads mysteriously appeared in the garden every night?
A. He thought he must be being stalked.

Gnome Point to Ponder: If gnomes are having sex in the garden, does that make it a boneyard?

Q. What do you call a stolen garden gnome when it's not where it's supposed to be?
A. Found missing.

Reality TV at its finest. Maybe they'll discover what gnomes actually do at night.

Q. How many gnomes does it take to change a street light bulb?
A. None. Gnomes can get away with more mischief in the dark.

Did you hear about the garden gnome who was just pickpocketed? How could anybody stoop that low?

Q. What do soffware developers call glitch-causing gnomes?
A. Gremlins.

Q. Why shouldn't you ask to borrow money from your garden gnome?
A. Because they're always a little short.

| It's Gnome Joke! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | Gnome Dating Jokes | Gnome Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy Gnome Pick-Up Lines |
| Gnome Travel Jokes | Lost Gnomes | Crappy Gnome Puns | Creepy Gnomes | Musical Gnomes |
| Gnome Author Humor | Brainiac Gnome Jokes | Biker Gnome Puns | Gnome Cheese Puns! |
| Garden Gnome Jokes | Weedy Funny Gnomes | Gnome Party Jokes | Sci-Fi Gnome Puns |
| Gym Troll Jokes | Gnome Diets | Chef Gnome Jokes | Entertaining Gnomes | Holiday Gnomes |


PainfulPuns Home
You've wandered this far, so here's more wondrous laughter, #1 jokes,
wunderful humor, and wounded painful puns that'll make you wonder:

More Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...

| Bigfoot Jokes | Blonde Jokes | Fit Puns | Garden Jokes | Golf Jokes | Goose Puns | Hair Jokes | Hipster Jokes |
| Little Green Men Puns | Magic Jokes | Monster Jokes | Music Jokes | Orange Puns | Pickle Puns | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero Jokes | Travel Jokes | Undead Puns | Weather Jokes |

Sharp Pick-Up Lines, Cheesy Come-Ons Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns Cheesy Puns & Sharp Humor
Monstrously Funny Puns Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes! Pot Puns, Weed Jokes, Green Grow-ners!

Thanks for stopping by and see you again soon!

Join us on social media and please feel free to share our memes with friends and family:
PainfulPuns at Facebook PainfulPuns at Twitter PainfulPuns at Pinterest

©2017-2021 Painfulpuns.com PainfulPuns.com Logo Man All rights reserved.