Colorado
Pick Up Line: Gnome doubt this
is a corny pun!
Q.
What do gnomes call the new game where they get so baked
they can barely chase each other around the yard?
A. It's called Hash Tag!
Q.
What did the hippie gnome plant in his backyard garden?
A. Some sweet peas.
Denver
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl,
don't be shy. Let's get a mile high.
Q.
What do hungry stoner gnomes eat while they're writing code?
A. Microchips.
Green
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, do
you smoke pot? 'Cause weed be great together!
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Colorado
Gardening Humor That Grows on You: Gnome man has his pick
of the greenhouse gnomettes.
Stoner
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl,
I wanna TH-See you naked!
Q.
What did the leaves say to the garden gnome?
A. Blow me!
Q.
Why was the stoner gnome wearing gloves on his date?
A. 'Cause Maryjane was smokin' and just too hot
to handle!
Stoner
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl,
I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could
turn me on!
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Funny
garden gnome pick up line works in Colorado, Washington,
Oregon and Amsterdam...
Q.
Why didn't the gnomes have a fungus farm in their backyard?
A. Because there wasn't mushroom, and they decided to move
to Denver 'cause it's so magical there now!
A
mushroom walks into a Denver bar. Bartender says, "We
don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "Why
not? I'm a fungi!"
Q.
Why are there so many leprechaun florists in Colorado?
A. Because they have green thumbs.
Denver
LoDo Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey
Bud, I blaze on the first date! |