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Q. Why don't stoners get into arguments? A. They choose to take the high road!
Q. What kind of pipe do potheads prefer? A. Stoneware!

Q. Did you hear about the gnome that got baked? A He could finally hold his head up high!
Gnome Grown Means Gnoming Green
Gnome Says: Not all those who wander are lost. Didn't J.R.R. Toking write that?

 


Stoner Gnome Weed Jokes, Gnome Pothead Puns
Grow along with green cannabis gnomes, highly funny pot jokes, and gnome marijuana humor.

Green Gnome Jokes and Gnome Grown Puns
(Because Little Green Men and Green Brownies Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Colorado High Country!)
Warning: Grow Forward with Caution! Weedy funny troll jokes, gnome cannibis jokes, and elf pot puns ahead.
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Pot Pun: Gnoming GreenGnome Grown Means Gnoming GreenGnome & Toad with Pot Leaves: Gnome Grown

Gnoming Green: Gnow we gno what that actually means.

420 Growing Point to Ponder: If a wee garden gnome smokes weed, does he get medium or high?

Q. What happened to the comedian garden gnome after his celebrity roast?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Q. What is the mantra of happy garden gnomes?
A. Why can't we all just get a bong?

Gnome Grown, we know what that is. But what's the dif between "gnoming" an "gnoing?" Gnon?

Q. Why are garden gnomes in Colorado always smiling?
A. Because the grass is tickling their balls!

Q. What happened to the gnome who ate marijuana?
A. He got a pot belly.

Q. Why don't gnomes traveling through Colorado ever get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

And gnow we finally see the final produce. Toad ya!

Q. Why couldn't the Colorado gnome move the large garden statue?
A. Because it was too stoned.

Q. What do gnomes call a funny cartoon about smoking trees?
A. George of the Junkies.

Q. What do you call a gnome cannabis distributor riding a bike down the garden path?
A. A drug peddler.

Pot Meme: Gnome Smoking ZonedGarden Gnomes in Pot Leaves: Lettuce a GnomePot Meme: Gnome Toking Zone

Gnome Smoking Zoned. Dave, is that you?

Q. Why aren't there any gnomes on the lawn at the rehab center?
A. The sign out front said: Keep Off The Grass!"

Q. What did the stoner gnome call it when a roach ash burned his shirt?
A. A pot hole!

Q. What is Baked, Blazed, and Bouldered?
A. A garden gnome in Boulder, Colorado!

Stoner code words for hook up. Or, how to get a gnome to eat more salad.

Pick Up a Green Garden Gnome in Colorado Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?

Q. Why was the sweet Colorado stoner gnomette so happy today?
A. She was baked, like an apple pie!

Q. What do you call a horny stoner gnome who is alone on the weekend?
A. A weed wacker!

Gnome Toking Zone. What happens to violators here?

Q. Why do garden gnomes make terrible cops?
A. Because they keep planting evidence.

Q. What do stoner gnomes eat a bowl of every morning for breakfast?
A. Weedies!

Q. What does a spaced out gnome call it when he's weedy having fun flying high?
A. Enjointment!

Gnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and AfterPot Humor: Before and After Shots of Hulk Gnoming GreenHulk & Gnome Pot Humor: Gnoming Green, Before & After

Gnoming Green: After and Before in a mirror alternate universe.

Q. What is the last thing a hard-working gardener gnome in Colorado does?
A. He leaves.

Q. What did the gnome call the happy stoner guy wearing green jeans in the garden?
A. The Jolly Green Giant.

Q. What is a stoner gnome's idea of a balanced workout?
A. A joint in each hand!

Gnome: When is it good to have a tree in your pocket?
Bud: Fir when you'd just like a little nug.

Hulk thought the radioactivity was bad, but gnoming green is even worse, but at least he's happy.

Q. Why are so many gnomes and leprechauns in Colorado recreational druggies?
A. Because there's pot at the end of the rainbow!

Q. How can you spot a jealous leprechaun in Colorado?
A. He's into Green Envy, Bud.

Q. What do gnomes call a grumpy, short-tempered ganja gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.

Gnoming Green: The prequel to Incredible.

Q. Why was a leprechaun trying to find Green Gamma at the Colorado pot shop?
A. He wanted to bulk up like The Hulk.

Q. What happened when the stoner guy spanked his naughty stone gnome statue?
A. It really hurt when he hit rock bottom.

Q. Why do 1st Grade gnomes make terrible gardeners?
A. Because they can't weed yet.

Q. What do traveling gnomes say when they're ready to hit it?
A. Let's Roll!

Gnomes with Pot Leaves: Do You Live in a Corn Field? 'Cause I'm Stalking YouPot Smoking Gnome: Hope There's a Fireman Nearby, 'Cause You're Smokin'Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: If I had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your two lips together.

Colorado Pick Up Line: Gnome doubt this is a corny pun!

Q. What do gnomes call the new game where they get so baked they can barely chase each other around the yard?
A. It's called Hash Tag!

Q. What did the hippie gnome plant in his backyard garden?
A. Some sweet peas.

Denver Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, don't be shy. Let's get a mile high.

Q. What do hungry stoner gnomes eat while they're writing code?
A. Microchips.

Green Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed be great together!

Colorado Gardening Humor That Grows on You: Gnome man has his pick of the greenhouse gnomettes.

Stoner Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I wanna TH-See you naked!

Q. What did the leaves say to the garden gnome?
A. Blow me!

Q. Why was the stoner gnome wearing gloves on his date?
A. 'Cause Maryjane was smokin' and just too hot to handle!

Stoner Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Funny garden gnome pick up line works in Colorado, Washington, Oregon and Amsterdam...

Q. Why didn't the gnomes have a fungus farm in their backyard?
A. Because there wasn't mushroom, and they decided to move to Denver 'cause it's so magical there now!

A mushroom walks into a Denver bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

Q. Why are there so many leprechaun florists in Colorado?
A. Because they have green thumbs.

Denver LoDo Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

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