Ouch!
Punny gnome bakery sounds like a sweet spot for a fun snack.
Q.
How does a gnome chef turn a garden salad into a Caesar
salad?
A. He stabs it several times.
Q.
What do gnomes like to cook on the BBQ grill?
A. Short ribs.
Q.
What did they say about the old bakery gnome's favorite
song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie! |
At
least the chef gnome is cooking up some hot cross buns.
Q.
What does a gnome baker call an academically talented slice
of bread?
A. An honor roll!
Q.
What dessert does a promiscuous garden gnome like best?
A. A little tart.
Q.
What is a gnome's favorite dessert?
A. Strawberry short cake.
Q.
What is a gnomes favorite seafood?
A. Shrimp.
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Q.
Why don't gnome bread makers like hot weather?
A. Because it's too toasty!
Q.
What does a gnome baker do after his mini breads are all
done baking?
A. He just loafs around.
Q.
What job did the gnome get at the restaurant?
A. Short order cook.
Q.
What is a gnome's favorite breakfast cereal?
A. Lucky Charms. |