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Sift through funny gnome chef memes, tasty troll jokes, and funny as elf chef cooking puns.

Gnomes Cooking Up Jokes and Gnome EC Puns
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Warning: Nosh at Your Own Risk! Distasteful elf cooking jokes and deep-fried troll puns ahead. Gnome Joke!
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Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.Hey Gnirl, is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you've got a nice set of buns!My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.

Ouch! Punny gnome bakery sounds like a sweet spot for a fun snack.

Q. How does a gnome chef turn a garden salad into a Caesar salad?
A. He stabs it several times.

Q. What do gnomes like to cook on the BBQ grill?
A. Short ribs.

Q. What did they say about the old bakery gnome's favorite song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie!

At least the chef gnome is cooking up some hot cross buns.

Q. What does a gnome baker call an academically talented slice of bread?
A. An honor roll!

Q. What dessert does a promiscuous garden gnome like best?
A. A little tart.

Q. What is a gnome's favorite dessert?
A. Strawberry short cake.

Q. What is a gnomes favorite seafood?
A. Shrimp.

Q. Why don't gnome bread makers like hot weather?
A. Because it's too toasty!

Q. What does a gnome baker do after his mini breads are all done baking?
A. He just loafs around.

Q. What job did the gnome get at the restaurant?
A. Short order cook.

Q. What is a gnome's favorite breakfast cereal?
A. Lucky Charms.

A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blown Apart.Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

Q. Why don't garden gnomes like working at a bakery?
A. Because it's crumby indoor work.

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A. Doughnuts!

Q. How can you tell that a gnome has been eating your holiday gingerbread men?
A. They've been nibbled only from the knees down.

Q. What does a cannibal troll chef call his specialty?
A. Gnome on the Range.

Q. What happens when two gnome chefs have a cooking contest?
A. It's a little hot when the heat is on!

Q. What kind of reviews did the gnome get when he opened up a sandwich shop/miniature golf course?
A. Critics said it was sub par.

Q. Why did the gnome butcher say when he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf?
A. The steaks are too high.

Q. What do gnomes use for cooking since they can't reach the oven or stovetop?
A. A microwave.

Q. Why was the gnome baker fired?
A. He was always loafing around.

Q. Which kind of bread do gnomes prefer to make sandwiches with?
A. Short bread!

Q. What happened after the gnome got fired from his low-paying waiter job?
A. He had a hard time putting food on the table.

Q. What does a gnome order for breakfast at iHop?
A. The short stack.

Chef Pun: Got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!

Q. Why was the baker in a panic?
A. Because he was in a loaf or death situation.

Q. What is a baker's favorite Beatles' song?
A. All You Knead Is Love.

Q. What do you call it when a gnome has epilepsy episodes while eating crappy pizza?
A. Little Seizures.

Q. What happened when the gnome pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.

Q. Why do gnome bakers in Springfield, USA use dough as another word for money?
A. Doh! Because it's always kneaded!

Q. What do gnome chefs serve leprechauns on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Unicorned beef.

Q. What do garden gnome bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours and then flowers.

Q. Why was the horny gnome baker reprimanded?
A. He kept pinching the salt.

Q. What do gnomes call the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin?
A. Tragically malicious.

Chef Pun: Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes!How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A. Briing her flours!Food Pun: Every morning, I think I'll make pancakes, but I keep Waffling.

Q. Why did the spicy gnome chef finally have to retire?
A. He ran out of thyme.

Q. How do you know a clever gnome dessert chef is really smart.
A. He graduated Pie Baker Kappa!

Did you hear about the gnome who was fired from his low-paying waiter job? He was struggling to put food on the table.

Q. What job did the gnome apply for at the greasy spoon diner?
A. Short order cook.

Q. Why did the romantic gnome baker give out free bread on Valentine's Day?
A. Because loaf makes the world go round!

Q. Why did the non-vegan bread baking gnome baker break up with margarine?
A. B-cause of a butter lover.

Q. What do hungry hacker gnomes eat?
A. Microchips.

Q. What did the zombie gnomes take to the park with them?
A. Their picnic caskets.

Q. How many pastry chef gnomes does it take to make a pie in March?
A. 3.14.

Did you hear about the gnome chef who died in an unfortunate pizzeria mishap? He pasta way...

Q. How did the garden gnome survive only eating small pieces of metal?
A. It was a staple diet.

Q. What do hungry, horny garden statues say when they want privacy?
A. Lettuce a gnome!

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| 19 | 20 | 21 | Gnome Dating Jokes | Gnome Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy Gnome Pick-Up Lines |
| Gnome Travel Jokes | Lost Gnomes | Crappy Gnome Puns | Creepy Gnomes | Musical Gnomes |
| Gnome Author Puns | Brainiac Gnome Jokes | Biker Gnome Jokes | Gnome Cheese Puns! |
| Garden Gnome Jokes | Weedy Funny Gnomes | Gnome Party Jokes | Sci-Fi Gnome Puns |
| Gym Troll Jokes | Gnome Diets | Chef Gnome Jokes | Entertaining Gnomes | Holiday Gnomes |


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