meanie, miney, moe... Oh Gno! Now we have an ogre to deal
with as well as all these gnomes!
What do you call a naked gnome?
A. The bare minimum.
gotta just hand it to garden gnomes... 'Cause they can't
reach it themself!
Why was an angry gnome on a qwest to find gamma radiation?
A. He wanted to bulk up like The Hulk.
might have met them in your universe as well? Or, is this
just more time travel paradox?
spaced out garden gnome walks into a bar hoping to meet
someone out of this world...
Why did the gnome suddenly stop what he was doing?
A. Because he just spaced out!
What do you call a spaced out gnome on marijuana?
A. A High Flyer!
True, but he tries harder than his lazy meme contemporaries.
Money Point to Ponder: Why is it that all you can buy for
a dollar these days is gnon-cents?
Why can't you borrow money from a garden gnome?
A. Because they're always a wee bit short.
Non-Cents Point to Ponder: How many pennies are in one pun?