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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I hope that's nacho man over there!
Hey Gnirl, you must be debt 'cause my interest in you is growing!
If I followed you gnome, would you keep me?
Q. Why isn't there money at the end of a rainbow? A. A leprechaun took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!

Hey Gnirl, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

 


Gnome Gnonsense Jokes and Gnome Fuss Puns
Troll through double negative gnome puns, gno gnonsense humor, and no-no gnome jokes.

Gnome Rhyme Nor Reason Puns = Gnome Joke!
(Because Gnome Hope of Being Funny Jokes Coudn't Be TOO Mainstream, Even Tho They Make Gno-sense At All!)
Warning: Gno Forward at Your Own Peril! Confusing gnome jokes, gnome no-nos, and heady gnome puns ahead.
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Why do gnomes get a bad rap? Gnome Rhyme, Nor Reason.It's so easy! Gnome Muss, Gnome FussLook Ma! Gnome Hands

Gnome Rhyme, Gnor Reason: New troll hip hop duo.

Q. What kind of music do gnomes listen to when they've gone fishing?
A. A catchy tune!

Q. What is a grumpy garden troll's favorite song?
A. It's Not Much Fun Being a Gnome by Postcards of Life.

Q. What do you call a bunch of gnome musicians in a hot tub?
A. Vegetable Soup.

Too bad we can't see what Miss Clairol did for his hair, or gnot hair?

Q. What did the gnomette hair stylist say when the balding gnome said he wanted a hair cut?
A. Which one?

Q. Why did the bald gnome put a rabbit on his head?
A. Because he wanted a full head of hare!

Don't worry, these hairy gnome puns aren't permanent – they wash right off!

Gnome toddlers of all ages are a handful. Should be glad there are only two of 'em?

Q. What is the first thing young gnomes learn in school?
A. The elf-abet.

Q. Why do very young garden gnomes wear diapers?
A. In case they get soiled.

Q. What is a young gnome's favorite book?
A. Stuart Little.

Gnome Malice IntendedGnome Version of the MulletTsk! Tsk! There's Gnome Hope for You

Good to gno gnomes are not mean spirited out the gate.

Q. Why are garden gnomes so hard to get along with?
A. Because they're short-tempered.

Did you hear about the mystery involving a gnome and a small bag of G-strings? It was a brief case.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing a broken garden gnome statue? The robbery was a bust.

Gnomes are glad the 80s are over, but redneck trolls might not realize that.

Q. Why did the gnome barber shop close at 2 p.m.?
A. Because work was cut short today.

Q. Why don't bald gnomes need keys?
A. Because they've lost all their locks!

Q. What do gnomes call a bad comb-over?
A. Hair-layer-ious!

Q. What did the shrink say to the garden gnome who said he felt sad and depressed?
A. Remember, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

Garden Gnome Quandary of the Day: Did you hear about the gnome that was pick-pocketed? How could anybody stoop that low?

Q. What does Gnome Buddy call a broken gnomette statue with nice tits?
A. A busted busty bust.

Gnome Trespassing AllowedGnome or Mr. Nice Guy?Gnome news is good new

Gnome or gnome less troll traffic. How many pixies for the express HOV lane now?

Q. What do gnomes call it when their patio is covered in water fowl?
A. A porch o-geese.

Q. Why do gnomes and leprechauns hate marathons?
A. They prefer a jig to a jog.

Gnome or Mr. Nice Guy? Does this mean the gnome is thinking about getting even?

Q. What did the poor leprechaun say while he was running from the police?
A. You'll never get me copper!

Q. Why did the gnome say his boss was a little difficult?
A. Because he was a real micro-manager.

Gnome News is doing well online. The print mag is only one page now. Good news is that's easy to post on a fence.

Q. What do you call the terminology used to describe various tacky lawn ornaments?
A. Gnomenclature.

Q. Why don't gnomes ever go camping with just one other gnome?
A. Because it's just two in tents.

No More, Gnome Less? Oh, just make a decisionAlternate Universe GnomeHardworking Memes Make Gnome Sense!

Eenie, meanie, miney, moe... Oh Gno! Now we have an ogre to deal with as well as all these gnomes!

Q. What do you call a naked gnome?
A. The bare minimum.

You gotta just hand it to garden gnomes... 'Cause they can't reach it themself!

Q. Why was an angry gnome on a qwest to find gamma radiation?
A. He wanted to bulk up like The Hulk.

You might have met them in your universe as well? Or, is this just more time travel paradox?

A spaced out garden gnome walks into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this world...

Q. Why did the gnome suddenly stop what he was doing?
A. Because he just spaced out!

Q. What do you call a spaced out gnome on marijuana?
A. A High Flyer!

True, but he tries harder than his lazy meme contemporaries.

Gnome Money Point to Ponder: Why is it that all you can buy for a dollar these days is gnon-cents?

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a garden gnome?
A. Because they're always a wee bit short.

Gnome Non-Cents Point to Ponder: How many pennies are in one pun?

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