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Gnome Problem? Call 555-Gno-MoreQ. What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison? A. Small Medium at LargeAre Gnomes from Gnorway?

The problem is: we don't know if you call to solve a gnome problem or to start one.

Q. What is the greeting on the gnome's voice mail?
A. Please leave a message. I can't reach the phone right now.

Q. Why did the artist think twice about sculpting an erotic gnome statue?
A. If you build it, they will come.

Q. Where do you lookup gnome obituaries in your local newspaper?
A. In the home improvement section.

Garden Gnome Point to Ponder: If he's a psychic, why call him? Won't he just call you?

Q. What do you call it when you see a gnome at large escaping over a garden wall?
A. A little con descending.

Bewitching Backyard Humor: I was trying to joke about garden gnomes, but I came up short.

Q. What did the bartender say to the troll that stumbled into the bar?
A. Go Gnome! You're drunk!

Gnome doubt they are. So, we still don't know if gnomes are from the Gnoman Empire or Gnorway?

Q. What do traveling gnomes say to greet each other?
A. Small world, isn't it!

Q. Where do you find gnomes?
A. It depends where you left them...

Q. What do you call the terminology used to describe various tacky lawn ornaments?
A. Gnomenclature.

Mr & Mrs Gnome. Just imagine that wedding receptionRomancing the Gnome!Don't ask me? I don't gnome!

But, there were lots of singles trolling for dates.

Q. What dessert does a promiscuous garden gnome like best?
A. A little tart.

Q. How does a gnome chef turn a garden salad into a Caesar salad?
A. He stabs it several times.

Q. What is a gnome's favorite dessert?
A. Strawberry short cake.

Q. What does Gnome Buddy call a broken gnomette statue with nice tits?
A. A busted busty bust.

Q. What do you call an Alaskan gnome with a raging erection?
A. A frigid midget with a rigid digit.

Q. Why are garden gnomes always smiling?
A. Because the grass is tickling their balls!

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey babe, by the way, my roses aren't the only thorny thing with a long stem.

Yeah, only Gnome Buddy knows the answer to this enigma.

Q. Why was the gnome gardener so embarrassed?
A. Because he wet his plants.

Q. What are gnomes great at running?
A. A small business.

Q. What does a troll call his cottage?
A. Gnome Sweet Gnome.

You are gnome match for me!Sherlock GnolmesGnome or gnome less? Oh, just make a decision

Gnome arsonists are very hard to catch.

Q. Why are gnome arsonists so photogenic?
A. They really gno how to strike a pose.

Q. What is a garden gnome's favorite sport?
A. Miniature golf.

Q. Which sport do garden gnomes really hate?
A. Gnome lawn bowling.

Gnome Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses are red, Lilies are white, weed make a great couple, you know I'm sow right.

Sherlock Gnolmes. Ya just gotta wonder what he's smoking in that big ol' pipe?

Did you hear about the mystery involving a gnome and a small bag of G-strings? It was a brief case.

Q. How many gnomes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. But, nobody knows how they got in there!

Q. How do you explain it when you're cleaning a garden statue and break off its nose?
A. You just didn't gnome your own strength.

Geez, more passive-aggressive gnonsense.

Q. Why do garden gnomes just stand there?
A. Because they can't sit down.

Q. Why are gnome brew pubs so bad?
A. Because they set the bar so low.

Q. What do garden gnomes call a shitty appetizer?
A. An entree-manure.

Poetic Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Gnome in a vortexIt makes no difference to me... Passive-Aggressive gnome sense!Yes! Gnome. Maybe?

Yeah, you can't get rid of gnome that easily!

Q. Which kind of garden gnome lives inside a can?
A. A Sprite.

Q. How does a gnome measure a miniature golf course?
A. In par secs.

Q. What do you call a gnome who fixes tiny cars?
A. A quantum mechanic.

Oh, that's just gnome sense! But, what makes sense to him, might gnot make cents.

Q. Why was the garden gnome so quick to anger?
A. Because he had a short fuse.

Q. Why did the pugnacious garden gnome punch the neighbor's gnome who was drinking a 7Up?
A. Because that's the first rule of Sprite Club.

Gnome, no, nope. What was the question again?

Q. Why didn't the garden statue run for President of the USA?
A. He didn't get the democratic party gnomination.

Q. Why aren't gnome statues made of marble?
A. Because gardeners take them for granite.

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