arsonists are very hard to catch.
Why are gnome arsonists so photogenic?
A. They really gno how to strike a pose.
What is a garden gnome's favorite sport?
A. Miniature golf.
Which sport do garden gnomes really hate?
A. Gnome lawn bowling.
Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses
are red, Lilies are white, weed make a great couple,
you know I'm sow right.
Gnolmes. Ya just gotta wonder what he's smoking in that
big ol' pipe?
you hear about the mystery involving a gnome and a small
bag of G-strings? It was a brief case.
How many gnomes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. But, nobody knows how they got in there!
How do you explain it when you're cleaning a garden statue
and break off its nose?
A. You just didn't gnome your own strength.
more passive-aggressive gnonsense.
Why do garden gnomes just stand there?
A. Because they can't sit down.
Why are gnome brew pubs so bad?
A. Because they set the bar so low.
What do garden gnomes call a shitty appetizer?
A. An entree-manure.
Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are
red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little