Grass Taste Good! So, why Hulk so angry?
What did Bruce Banner name his new pot shop in Boulder,
A. One Hit Wonder.
Why was the blonde Colorado stone-ette so happy today?
A. She was baked, like an apple pie!
What do you call the happy ending of a stoner film?
A. Joint resolution.
When is it good to have a tree in your pocket?
A. Fir when you'd just like a little nug.
What did Mr. White name his new green edibles shop?
A. Breaking Bud.
How did the director know his new stoner movie was a big
A. Everyone was rolling in the aisles.
Colorado 420-ism: Can I be blunt?
How did the grow light know it was destined to become a
renowned cannabis producer in Colorado?
A. It was manufactured on 4/20!
Room Pick-Up Line: High,
you wanna come over to light up my life and light up this
How do you know you were destined to be a pot head?
A. You met a girl named April 20 years ago.
Pick-Up Line: Hey, would
you consider a 3-way light bulb? You, me, and Maryjane.