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What does Chewie call Han when he uses weed? A. Han So-High!
Q. What kind of car does a stoner drive? A. A Blazer!
Q. Which 1970s band do stoners still enjoy? A. The Doobie Brothers!
Green Aliens Says: Happy Birthday Bud, buddy, your bud-ness, budman...budder from another mother...
Green ET Says: Dating used to be dinner and a flick, now it's dank and a dick!
Q. Why did the Jamaican take his wife to the bank? A. To open a joint account!

 


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Trip up to Mile High marijuana humor, green alien puns, spacy grins and spaced out stoner jokes.

Spaced Alien Jokes, UFO Weed Puns, Stoner ETs
('Cause Going Green for Little Green Men Couldn't Be Blunt Enough or TOO Mainstream for Hipsters in Colorado!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! High country humor, blunt flying jokes, and unidentified green groans ahead.
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Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!What did the alien say to the grower? Take me to your weeder!Q. Why do aliens monitor Twitter? A. For the blunt banter!

Q. What do you call a spaced alien on marijuana?
A. A High Flyer!

Q. Why do spaced aliens call Denver the Mile High City?
A. 5280 pot shops.

Q. What do stoners always take along on Colorado UFO sighting trips?
A. High-powered cameras.

Q. What do you call a horny spaced alien?
A. A Weed Whacker!

Q. What does a spaced alien say when he's ready to take off?
A. Let's Roll!

Q. Why didn't the UfO over Colorado land on the south side of County Line Road?
A. To visit to the recreational marijuana shop on the other side and because ET can't compute cross the road jokes.

Q. What should you do if you come across a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe.

Q. What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A. Park in it, dude!

Q. Why do ETs enjoy Painful pot Puns?
A. 'Cause they're short and blunt.

Q. What do UFOs always take along on Colorado cattle hunting trips?
A. High-powered mutilators.

Q. What do you call a space alien who never touches alcohol?
A. High and Dry.

Green Alien Says: We are here for the blunt humor!Aliens in Flying Saucer Say: We're here because it High Day!Q. How did ET know he was high? A. He was too phone to stone home!

Q. Why do spaced aliens call Colorado the High Country?
A. Peak Scenery, Bud!

Q. How do you know a UFO is Colorado to take care of a serious weed problem?
A. It's equiped with a Sirius weed wacker.

Q. What do you call a spaced alien with two spliffs?
A. Double-jointed.

Q. Why are there so many UFO sightings over Colorado?
A. 'Cause spaced aliens like the high country view.

Q. What did the UFO recon team tell the spaced alien fleet about 420?
A. You're Ganja Enjoint the Day!

Q. Which pot strain is preferred by E.T. strangers in the night?
A. Dooby Dooby Doo!

Q. What happened to the short E.T. after he got baked?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Q. What is the motto of spaced aliens?
A. Why can't we all just get a bong?

Q. How do little green men consume weed in Colorado?
A. The convenience store won't sell them Bic lighters, so they only zap up edibles.

Green Alien Says: I'm not as think as you stoned I am!Alien in a weed field says: You might be from Colorado if this guy was your college roomate!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!

Q. What did the space aliens in the UFO say when they got turned around on a whirl-wind trip through the Colorado high country?
A. There's no trichome like home.

Q. Why do so many UFO tourists visit Colorado's Rocky Mountains?
A. For the high times.

Q. What is a spaced alien's favorite recurring dream?
A. Getting so high that he could eat a star.

Did you hear about the spaced aliens who were planning to rob a Colorado pot shop? First, they had to case the joint.

Q. Why is Colorado's legalized marijuana industry doing so well among tourists in UFOs?
A. Because legal cannabis is in high demand.

Q. What do zen space aliens call medical marijuana with a good vibe?
A. Karmaceuticals.

Q. What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Mother Earth.

Q. For maximum effect, what time do UFO dubes smoke pot while hovering over Pikes Peak?
A. High Noon.

Q. How did the director know his new UFO alien movie was a big hit in Colorado?
A. Everyone was rolling in the aisles.

Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act? A. The Grin Reefer!Alien Abduction: Can I be blunt? Join us for a hghly recommended laugh!

Q. What do stoners call tense scenes in UFO invasion movies?
A. High drama.

Q. What is a spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.

Q. What was the hipster alien doing on his green vacation to Colorado's high country?
A. Blazing a trail off the galactic mainstream.

Q. What does a spaced alien call it when he's having fun flying high?
A. Enjointment!

Q. Why don't space aliens in Denver, Colorado have to get high even though they legally can?
A. Because they're already a mile high!

Green Alien 420 Question: Are you an Ent? Wow, we knew there were uncles, but did not know there were giant tree people in Nebraska!

Q. Why do little green space men like working in Colorado's legalized marijuana industry?
A. 'Cause there's no grass ceiling!

Spaced Alien Perspective Point to Ponder: Is a human standing on a toilet high on pot?

Spaced Alien Pick-Up Line: Earthling, are you a drug? 'Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

Green Alien Asks: Where do Druid potheads vist on 420? A. Stonehenge!Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!Q. Why did the pothead cross the road? A. Um, that's one hell of a good question?

Q. What do space aliens call the legalization of marijuana in Colorado?
A. Fweedom!

Q. What is 421 known as throughout the Universe?
A. National Drug Test Day.

Q. What do a cooked fowl and a cowardly spaced alien have in common?
A. They're both baked chickens.

Q. Why do pothead spaced aliens monitoring Colorado enjoy these Painful pot Puns?
A. 'Cause they're mindfully out of this world.

Q. Why don't little green men get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

Q. Which spaced aliens are the keepers of the holy grail of Colorado cannabis jokes?
A. The Knights Hemplar.

Q. What do you call a spaced alien in Idaho?
A. Baked Potato.

Blunt Boulder Alien Bullshit: Mork and Mindy were actually both from Ork (A.K.A. Boulder, Colorado).

Q. How do USO aliens get high?
A. Reefer.

Q. How do Unidentified Submerged Object aliens get high?
A. Seaweed.

Q. What do you call an E.T. cannabis distributor riding a bike through the sky?
A. A drug peddler.

Q. How did Yoda propose to his girlfriend?
A. He handed her a blunt saber with a smokin' hot diamond ring on it and said, "Marriage, you wanna?"

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