Q. What do you call a spaced alien on marijuana?
A. A High Flyer!

Q. Why do spaced aliens call Denver the Mile High City?
A. 5280 pot shops.

Q. What do stoners always take along on Colorado UFO sighting trips?
A. High-powered cameras.

Q. What do you call a horny spaced alien?
A. A Weed Whacker!

Q. What does a spaced alien say when he's ready to take off?
A. Let's Roll!

Q. Why didn't the UfO over Colorado land on the south side of County Line Road?
A. To visit to the recreational marijuana shop on the other side and because ET can't compute cross the road jokes.

Q. What should you do if you come across a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe.

Q. What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A. Park in it, dude!

Q. Why do ETs enjoy Painful pot Puns?
A. 'Cause they're short and blunt.

Q. What do UFOs always take along on Colorado cattle hunting trips?
A. High-powered mutilators.

Q. What do you call a space alien who never touches alcohol?
A. High and Dry.

Q. Why do spaced aliens call Colorado the High Country?
A. Peak Scenery, Bud!

Q. How do you know a UFO is Colorado to take care of a serious weed problem?
A. It's equiped with a Sirius weed wacker.

Q. What do you call a spaced alien with two spliffs?
A. Double-jointed.

Q. Why are there so many UFO sightings over Colorado?
A. 'Cause spaced aliens like the high country view.

Q. What did the UFO recon team tell the spaced alien fleet about 420?
A. You're Ganja Enjoint the Day!

Q. Which pot strain is preferred by E.T. strangers in the night?
A. Dooby Dooby Doo!

Q. What happened to the short E.T. after he got baked?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Q. What is the motto of spaced aliens?
A. Why can't we all just get a bong?

Q. How do little green men consume weed in Colorado?
A. The convenience store won't sell them Bic lighters, so they only zap up edibles.

Q. What did the space aliens in the UFO say when they got turned around on a whirl-wind trip through the Colorado high country?
A. There's no trichome like home.

Q. Why do so many UFO tourists visit Colorado's Rocky Mountains?
A. For the high times.

Q. What is a spaced alien's favorite recurring dream?
A. Getting so high that he could eat a star.

Did you hear about the spaced aliens who were planning to rob a Colorado pot shop? First, they had to case the joint.

Q. Why is Colorado's legalized marijuana industry doing so well among tourists in UFOs?
A. Because legal cannabis is in high demand.

Q. What do zen space aliens call medical marijuana with a good vibe?
A. Karmaceuticals.

Q. What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Mother Earth.

Q. For maximum effect, what time do UFO dubes smoke pot while hovering over Pikes Peak?
A. High Noon.

Q. How did the director know his new UFO alien movie was a big hit in Colorado?
A. Everyone was rolling in the aisles.

Q. What do stoners call tense scenes in UFO invasion movies?
A. High drama.

Q. What is a spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.

Q. What was the hipster alien doing on his green vacation to Colorado's high country?
A. Blazing a trail off the galactic mainstream.

Q. What does a spaced alien call it when he's having fun flying high?
A. Enjointment!

Q. Why don't space aliens in Denver, Colorado have to get high even though they legally can?
A. Because they're already a mile high!

Green Alien 420 Question: Are you an Ent? Wow, we knew there were uncles, but did not know there were giant tree people in Nebraska!

Q. Why do little green space men like working in Colorado's legalized marijuana industry?
A. 'Cause there's no grass ceiling!

Spaced Alien Perspective Point to Ponder: Is a human standing on a toilet high on pot?

Spaced Alien Pick-Up Line: Earthling, are you a drug? 'Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

Q. What do space aliens call the legalization of marijuana in Colorado?
A. Fweedom!

Q. What is 421 known as throughout the Universe?
A. National Drug Test Day.

Q. What do a cooked fowl and a cowardly spaced alien have in common?
A. They're both baked chickens.

Q. Why do pothead spaced aliens monitoring Colorado enjoy these Painful pot Puns?
A. 'Cause they're mindfully out of this world.

Q. Why don't little green men get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

Q. Which spaced aliens are the keepers of the holy grail of Colorado cannabis jokes?
A. The Knights Hemplar.

Q. What do you call a spaced alien in Idaho?
A. Baked Potato.

Blunt Boulder Alien Bullshit: Mork and Mindy were actually both from Ork (A.K.A. Boulder, Colorado).

Q. How do USO aliens get high?
A. Reefer.

Q. How do Unidentified Submerged Object aliens get high?
A. Seaweed.

Q. What do you call an E.T. cannabis distributor riding a bike through the sky?
A. A drug peddler.

Q. How did Yoda propose to his girlfriend?
A. He handed her a blunt saber with a smokin' hot diamond ring on it and said, "Marriage, you wanna?"

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