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Data Asks: Have you rea the book, The Positronic Brain? It's by Anne Droid!
Did you hear about the new uniform-making machine on the Enterprise? Picard told Riker to make it sew!
The Borg assimilated my henhouse and all I got was this lousy occular implant!
Q. What do Klingons do with the dead light bulb? A. Execute it for failure!
Q Where do the Borg eat fast food? A. At their local Borger King!

 


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Engage in TNG jokes, Star Trek puns, ST:TNG humor and Klingon jokes nobody else gets.

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(Because Star Trek The Next Generation Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream For Those Who Make It So!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Seriously Funny Klingon haghs, engaging puns, and raw Data jokes ahead.
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Q. How are the Enterprise and toilet paper alike? A. Both circle Uranus wiping out Klings!Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. DataQ. How many ears does Captain Picard have? A. Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear!

Worf's Star Trek T.P. Advice: Never buy cheap toilet paper so that you aren't stuck in the bathroom battling Klingons.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You've already Googled the Net for more Uranus jokes.

Q. Why aren't Romulan bathrooms malodorous?
A. They use cloaking devices! (Plus, they put the seat down.)

Q. Which kind of beer do Star Trek TOS and TNG fans prefer?
A. Dos Trekkies.

Q. Why did Data's cat cross the road?
A. Spot wanted to chase the chickens on the other side.

Q. How does Commander Data describe the Borg?
A. Cool, calm, and collective.

Q. What is the favorite poem aboard Star Trek Enterprise NCC-1701-D?
A. An Ode to Spot.

Q Why did the chewing gum cross the road in TNG Episode 29?
A. Because it was stuck on Data's boot.

Q. How do you know you're a true Next Gen Trekkie?
A. Your dog's name is Picard.

Q. How do you know you're a bona fide Trekker?
A. Nobody even bats an eye when you say, "Make it so," during a business meeting.

Q. What is it called when you can't decide rather to watch Star Trek TOS or TNG?
A. Stuck between a Spock and a Picard space!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your dog's name is Jean-Luc.

Q. Why did Worf change his hair color? A. It was a good day to dye!Captain Picard Says: We have engaged the borg. The wedding is in two hours!Why did the chicken cross the road? For the honor of all chickens! – Mr Worf

Q. What did the Klingon say to the shuttle craft pilot?
A. Today is a good day to fly!

Q. What is a Klingon's favorite shoe store?
A. Pah-less.

Q. What is a cartoon Klingon's favorite convenience store?
A. The Quark-E Mart!

Q. How can you tell if a Klingon warrior has true honor?
A. After the blood wine is rolled out, he's always the designated driver.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you put the key in the ignition, you say, "Engage!"

Q. Why don't lifelong Star Trek fans ever grow out of it?
A. They were assimilated by the Borg.

Q. What did Captain Picard say while Data tried to fix the Marclosian Stitching Machine?
A. Make It Sew!

Q. Why doesn't Star Trek TNG Captain Piccard us an iPhone?
A. He prefers Androids!

Q. Why did the Klingon hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't a PetaQ chicken and for the Qapla!

Q. Why didn't the avian droid just fly cross the road?
A. Because it was programmed by a chicken.

Q. How fast can a Klingon flee when being chased by the Borg?
A. At Worf Speed.

Q. How can you tell you are addicted to a futuristic Star Trek lifestyle?
A. When you're stuck in traffic, Siri automatically plays Klingon opera.

Q. What do Klingons do with the Klingon who replaced a light bulb? A. Execute him for cowardice!Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A. He never forgets a phaser!Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark!

Q. What slogan is featured on Klingon army recruitment posters?
A. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting peoples, and kill them!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your bumper sticker reads: Born Human, Klingon by Choice.

Q. What do you call a Cardassian aboard a sailing ship?
A. Sea Gul.

Q. How many Betazoids does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. None. I sense it has already been changed.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the end-all Star Trek series.

Q. Who wrote the enterprising Star Trek book, Go to Warp 9?
A. N. Gage.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You only speak Klingon when you accidentally answer a robo call.

Q. Why did Deana Troi cross the road?
A. To get away from both Will Riker and Thomas Riker.

Q. What is a Klingon's favorite discount department store?
A. K'Mart.

Q. Where do Klingons shop for cheap furniture and meatballs?
A. I'Qeah.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You didn't have to Google a single Klingon word on this page because you already knew what it meant.

Q. How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Captain, the bulb has to want to change first...

Q. What is Will Riker's dating philosophy? A. If at first you don't succeed, Troi again!Q. Why did the Klingon cross the road? A. To conquer the other side!Q. Why was Star Trek so successful? A. It had good Genes!

Q. Why did Riker's trombone-playing chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise crew.

Q. What did Counselor Deanna Troi say to the EMH?
A. Doctor, you're projecting again.

Q. How many Holodeck characters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They are the light bulb, and the socket, and the lamp, and the floor, and the window...

Q Why did the Klingon chicken cross the road?
A. To boldly go watch Star Trek Next Generation reruns.

Q. Why did the foxy Klingon cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens on the other side.

Q. Who is gay Bigfoot's favorite Star Trek character?
A. Worf. And, he finds all Star Wars Wookiees hot, too!

Q. How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seriously human? Wouldn't you rather have a super nova?

Q. What do you call it when two Star Trek science officers have an argument?
A. Science Friction!

Q. How long does it take Will Riker it take to change a light bulb?
A. N/A. Riker is far too busy screwing other things aboard the Enterprise.

Q. How many holodeck characters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Holodeck characters only live as long as the light bulb does.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your friends are Trekkers, but you're still open to meeting Trekkies and other aliens, too.

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