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Spock Says: Illogical reality is for life forms who dismisss Star Trek!
Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? Insufficient Information! – Computer
McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!
Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark!

 


Warped Star Trek Jokes and Final Frontier Puns
Ahead Warp Factor 7 to Star Trek puns, galactic puns, and spaced out science fiction humor.

Star Trek Humor, Spacey Puns, Trekker Jokes
(Because Star Trek Jokes and Final Frontier Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream in the Q Continuum or at Google!)
Warning: Boldly Go and Make It So at Your Own Risk! Star Trek jokes, Trekkie humor, and synthehol puns ahead.
| Star Trek Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Spock Puns and Vulcan Jokes | 2 | Trekkie Jokes |
| Star Trek The Original Series Jokes and TOS Puns | 2 | 3 | Starship Enterprise Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 | Klingon Puns | The Borg Jokes | Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes | Cyborg Jokes, Android Puns | Sci-Fi Robot Jokes | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |

Q Where do the Borg eat fast food? A. At their local Borger King!If Mr Spock has pointy ears, what does Mr Scott have? A. Engineers!Q. Why was Star Trek so successful? A. It had good Genes!

Q. What is Borger King's slogan?
A. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

Q. How did Commander Data describe the Borg?
A. Cool, calm, and collective.

Q. Why don't Ferrengi make good Borg drones?
A. Their very nature can't be unprogrammed and they can't help saying, "Insert coin for assimilation."

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You fully appreciate the effects of synthehol, and you've tried to replicate some along with your home brewing.

McCoy: I've borrowed Scott's bagpipes.
Kirk: But you can't play them.
McCoy: While I've got them, neither can he.

Q. What was the warning on the Enterprise when the food replicator only produced moldy sandwich loaves?
A. Bread Alert!

Q. Which Star Trek tag line was edited before the pilot ran?
A. "Boldly go where Nomad has gone before."

Q. What do you call it when two Star Trek science officers have an argument?
A. Science Friction!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your friends are Trekkers, but you're still open to meeting Trekkies and other aliens, too.

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab him in the back and take all the credit!Q. What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan? A. Spocktacles! Captain Picard Says: We have engaged the borg. The wedding is in two hours!

Q. Why do Klingons like Tribbles?
A. Tribbles make great earmuffs and cranial ridge warmers.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your bumper sticker reads: Don't laugh. My other vehicle is a Klingon Bird of Prey.

Q. Why was Lt. Worf such an outstanding mountain climber?
A. Because he was a true Kling-on.

Q. What is Spock's most logical pick-up line?
A. Why shock her, if you can Spock her?

Q. What is Spock's favorite carpet sweeper slogan?
A. Never Hoover in a forest. Nature abhors a vacuum.

Q. What is it called when there's a mutiny aboard the Starship Enterprise NCC 1701?
A. Science Friction.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you put the key in the ignition, you say, "Engage!"

Q. What did Captain Picard say while Data tried to fix the Marclosian Stitching Machine?
A. Make It Sew!

Q. In his dreams, what does Jean Luc say to Beverly when he asks her to marry him?
A. Engage! Make it so!

Q. Why did Worf change his hair color? A. It was a good day to dye!Q. Why don't the Borg go to prison? A. Because they obey the Lore!McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!

Q. What is a cartoon Klingon's favorite convenience store?
A. The Quark-E Mart!

Q. Why did the Klingon cross the road?
A. The very idea of the road crossed him first.

Q. Where does Mr. Worf go shopping for new footwear?
A. Kahless ShoeSource.

Q. What does Locutus of Borg say when he meets you?
A. MY name is Borg, James Borg, and I have a license to assimilate.

Q. What is Locutus of Borg's out-going voicemail message?
A. We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. But, we can't take your call right now, so leave a message after the tone and we'll assimilate you later. BEEP.

Q. What did Leonard McCoy say after he re-inserted Spock's brain into his head?
A. I should never have reconnected his mouth.

McCoy Boner of the Day: Jim, I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.

Q. What did Counselor Deanna Troi say to the EMH?
A. Doctor, you're projecting again.

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Smith: I never liked me anyway!Q. Why did the Klingon cross the road? A. To conquer the other side!Q. Why did Captain Kirk visit the Romulan loo? A. To boldly go where no man has gone before!

Q. How do you know Dr. Smith enjoys painful Vulcan Star Trek puns?
A. Because he said, "Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind."

Q. What did Mr. Spock say to Doctor Smith?
A. I am NOT Dr. Spock!

Q. Why wouldn't Spock ever do a mind meld with Frodo?
A. Because that might be a hard hobbit to get into.

Q. Why is the Jupiter 2 the true sci-fi space pioneer?
A. Because in 1965, the future 1997 got them Lost In Space before the Milllennial Falcon could find them long ago and far away while Doctor Who was on the phone, and Star Trek wasn't beamed up yet.

Q. Why did the Klingon chicken cross the road?
A. To boldly go watch Star Trek Next Generation and Star Trek Voyager reruns.

Q. Why did the foxy Klingon cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens on the other side.

Q. How fast can a Klingon flee when being chased by the Borg?
A. At Worf Speed.

Q. How many shuttle pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They're traveling faster than the speed of light, so they'd never even notice the bulb burned out.

Q. Why does a plumber insist on personally using every new toilet he installs aboard the Enterprise?
A. Because he wants to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Q. Why did Lieutenant Uhuru look so shocked?
A. Because William Shat-Near Her.

Q. What did Scotty say to the crew of the Enterprise say when they orbited over western England?
A. Thar be Wales down there.

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eleven. One to screw it, and ten to sell tickets to watch.

| Star Trek Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Spock Puns | 2 | Star Trek TOS Puns | 2 | 3 | Klingon Puns |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 | The Borg Jokes | Enterprise Captains | Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Lost in Space Jokes | Space Bar Jokes | Science Fiction Food Jokes | 2 | 3 | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes, Tardis Puns, Whovian Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Cyberman Jokes | Dalek Puns |
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| Science Fiction Doctor Jokes | 2 | Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2 | Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2 |

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