Q.
What do hungry space aliens think U.F.O. stands for?
A. Undercooked Fried Onions.
Q.
What do you call an insane green space man who enjoys pecans?
A. An Astro-Nut.
Q.
What do you call a donkey that tosses almonds at the moon?
A. An Ass-Throw-Nut. |
Two
green aliens were sitting at the Space Bar. One says, "Gjfk
yuto z crpxit!" The other says, "Dude, go home.
You're drunk!"
Q.
Which kitchen gadget does an ancient alien chef
in Colorado use to bring back herb from the future?
A. A thyme machine.
Q.
What do aliens serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers.
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Q.
What does Han Solo use to sneak drinks out of the bar?
A. His Cantina.
R2D2
walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!"
The bartender is a Trekkie, so he phasered him.
Q.
What time do astronauts eat?
A. At Launch Time! |