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Q. What do you call a loony spaceman? A. Astro-Nut!
What is a spaceman's favorite treat? A Mars Bar!
Q. What Jedi can you eat? A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

 


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Sample alien fast food humor, tasty toasted spaceman jokes, and delicious space alien puns.

UFO Cuisine Jokes & Unidentified Frying Objects
(Because Tasty Taco Jokes and Denver Omelette Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream Throughout the Galaxy!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Time shifting snacks and saying "sammich" cause other-worldy belly laughs NOW!
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ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike? A. Both are unidentified frying objects!Q. what did the Dalek say to the omelet? A. Eggsterminate!Q. What do yu call a Jedi who loves tacos? A. Obi-Juan Kenobi!

Q. What do space aliens eat for breakfast?
A. Nothing. They prefer to wait for launch!

I'd tell you a joke about an outer space cafe, but their prices are a little too out of this world...

Q. What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
A. A Coco-Naut!

Q. What does a Dalek egg timer say after three minutes?
A. Eggs Terminate.

Q. What is the Cult of Karo's favorite food?
A. Darlick bread.

Q. What is the recipe for Skaro breakfast?
A. Eggs, Stir, Min Eight.

Q. Which Jedi master strictly limited his desserts?
A. Only One Cannoli.

Q. Why was Yoda such a great vegetable gardener?
A. He had a green thumb!

Q. Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
A. Maize Windu.

Bartender says: "We don't serve time lords here." Time lord walks into a bar.Q. Where does Jabba prefer to eat? A. Pizza Hutt!ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby!

An alien, an astronaut, and a comet walk into a bar. Bartender says, "You're out of this world."

The speed of light is when you take a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator before the light comes on.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Don't tell me that's just a coincidence!

Q. What did the alien cannibal order for lunch?
A. Pizza with everyone on it.

Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has bits of chocolate in his fur?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q. How do aliens eat ice cream in space?
A. In floats.

Q. Why did a hermit chef move to the moon?
A. He needed more space and thyme.

Q. What did the alien say to the measuring cup?
A. Take me to your liter!

Q. What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
A. Pada-wonton soup.

What do aliens put on their toast? Space Jam!If the Doctor uses a sonci screw driver, does Jack use a sonic mimosa?Q. Where does Oui-Gon keep his jam? A. In a Jar-Jar!

Q. What do hungry space aliens think U.F.O. stands for?
A. Undercooked Fried Onions.

Q. What do you call an insane green space man who enjoys pecans?
A. An Astro-Nut.

Q. What do you call a donkey that tosses almonds at the moon?
A. An Ass-Throw-Nut.

Two green aliens were sitting at the Space Bar. One says, "Gjfk yuto z crpxit!" The other says, "Dude, go home. You're drunk!"

Q. Which kitchen gadget does an ancient alien chef in Colorado use to bring back herb from the future?
A. A thyme machine.

Q. What do aliens serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers.

Q. What does Han Solo use to sneak drinks out of the bar?
A. His Cantina.

R2D2 walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!" The bartender is a Trekkie, so he phasered him.

Q. What time do astronauts eat?
A. At Launch Time!

Et Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls? A. Recycle buns!The Borg assimilated my henhouse and all I got was this lousy occular implant!ET Chef Asks: What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta!

Q. What did the space men cook in a skillet?
A. Unidentified frying objects.

Q. How can you tell if the man in the moon has had enough to eat?
A. It's full.

Q. Where do stoner Klingons stash their leftovers?
A. In a Zip'loc!

Q. Why was the chicken the first to cross the road?
A. Because the Borg assimilated the dinosaurs.

Q. What is Locutus' favorite Pilsner style beer from Denmark?
A. Carlsborg.

Q. What did Locutus of Borg say at the bar?
A. The name is Borg, James Borg. Gin and vodka martini, shaken; the olive is irrelevant!

Q. What does Marvin the Martian put on his toast?
A. Space Jam.

Q. Why did the moon burp?
A. Because it was full!

Q. Which Star Wars character uses meat as a weapon?
A. Obi Wan Baloney.

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