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Mars Jokes, Red Planet Puns, 4th Rock Humor
(Because Martian Jokes ane Mars Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream if You're Orbiting on Phobos or Deimos!)
Warning: Explore with Caution! Man from Mars jokes, favorite Martian humor, and robotic rover puns ahead.
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Q. Why does a Mars rock taste better than an Earth rock? A. It's a little meteor!One-Star Martian Restaurant Review: Rocketing menu prices and little atmosphere!Q. How did the cow get to Mars? A. It flew through udder space!

Did you hear that scientists have discovered a planet that's entirely populated by robots? Yeah, it's called Mars!

Q. What is it called if you get your rover stuck in a rut on Mars?
A. A fourth-world problem.

Alien PC Point to Ponder: If humans make jokes about Martians, is that considered spacist?

Out of This World Point to Ponder: If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars, would you call that space sex on SpaceX?

Mars: I'm wet.
NASA: I'm coming!

Q. Why did the astronaut give up his dream of going to Mars?
A. Because there's no longer any Opportunity there.

Earth: Why has Venus been so distant lately?
Mars: She's been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas.

Q. What does Mars smell like?
A. Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.

Q. Why haven't Martians contacted us?
A. Because they missed the Opportunity.

Q. What did the Martian say to the hot astronaut?
A. Back that NASA up!

Q. What do you call it when a cow satellite observes Mars?
A. A spaced out steak out.

Out of This World Point to Ponder: If entities from Earth are called earthlings and inhabitants of Mars are called Martians, are natives of Uranus called assholes?

Q. Why are there no cats on Mars?
A. 'Cause Curiosity killed them all!

Q. Which aerospace company specializes in landing bots on the Red Planet?
A. Lockheed Martian.

Q. What do you get if you pay for two Martians, but Amazon delivers you four?
A. Extraterrestrials.

Where do Martian drink beer? At a Mars Bar!What do you get if you cross an alien and a kangaroo? A. A Mars-Upial!Q. Which famous movie diretor was native to a planet close to Earth? A. Martian Scorsese!

Q. Where will Muslims go to pray when they visit Mars?
A. Elon Mosque.

Q. What do you call it if you're seeing a girl from planet Mars?
A. An inter-spacial relationship.

Q. What's heavier? A galaxy, mars, earth, or the sun?
A. The Earth. Galaxy and Mars are candy bars, and the Sun is a newspaper!

Q. What was the Martian hipster doing on his green vacation to Colorado's high country?
A. Blazing a trail off the galactic mainstream.

Q. What does a Martian use to keep his roids warm when vacationing on a comet?
A. A Space Heater!

Q. Which kind of space alien hides out in a bog?
A. A Marsh-ian.

Did you hear that Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic grass for Mars. Yeah, he's calling it E-Lawn.

Q. What do you call a Martian who frequents golf courses?
A. A little green bogey man.

Q. Why are Martians so confused about what to say to humans when they encounter them on Earth?
A. They're never sure about where and when to ask for a leader or a liter or a litre.

Spaced Out Pick-Up Line: Is your dad a Martian? 'Cause you're out of this world!

Q. Which movie proved there will never be life on the Red Planet?
A. Martian Impossible.

Q. After the Martians made a movie about Earth, why did they come back for more Earthlings?
A. They needed some extra terrestrials.

Q. Which classic sci-fi TV sitcom do aliens from the fourth rock from the sun binge watch?
A. My Favorite Martian.

Q. Which classic sci-fi television series did Martians without GPS binge watch?
A. Lost In Space.

Q. Why don't they play golf on Mars?
A. Too many black holes.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien? Somethig from another university!Q. Where do thirsty cow astronauts stop to get a drink? A. The Milky Way!What is a spaceman's favorite treat? A Mars Bar!

Q. Which Sesame Street character was launched into space to explore the red planet?
A. Mars Grover.

Q. How are Martians and girls alike to a sci-fi nerd?
A. Neither have tried to contact him.

Q. Why don't many aliens party at the Mars Bar?
A. They're not feeling much of an atmosphere there.

Q. Why was the Man from Mars logged in online?
A. To update his Spacebook status.

Q. Why did the Martian suddenly stop what he was doing?
A. Because he just spaced out!

Q. What happened when the astronaut took off his helmet at the secret Mars base?
A. The view was breathtaking.

Two Martians were sitting at the Space Bar. One says, "Gjfk yuto z crpxit!" The other says, "Dude, go home. You're drunk!"

Q. Which currency is accepted at the Mars Bar?
A. Starbucks.

Q. Why did the Man from Mars move from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy?
A. 'Cause he was galactose intolerant.

Q. What is it called when a Martian visiting Earth masturbates too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.

Mars Bars. That explains why there are rare obese aliens visiting Earth and the Milky Way galaxy!

Q. Which space aliens order chowder and broth at the Fourth Rock Restaurant?
A. Mars Soup-ials.

Q. What does Marvin the Martian put on his toast?
A. Space Jam.

Q. What do Martians like to eat for breakfast?
A. Nothing. They prefer to wait for launch!

Q. Why don't Martians celebrate Christmas?
A. Because they don't like to give away their presence!

Q. Where do Martians like to go fishing?
A. In the Galax Sea!

Q. Why was
the Martian
so sad?

A. 'Cause Curiosity killed its cat.
MeOUCH!

 
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Q. Which kind
of wine do
locals drink at 4th Rock Bar?

A. Marsala.

Q. Which kind of space aliens hide out in the Florida Everglades?
A. Marsh-ins.

Q. What did Project Blue Book call a sick man from Mars?
A. An Ailin' Alien!

Q. What does the Man from Mars wear to a business meeting with Lockheed Skunk Works?
A. His space suit.

Q. Why did the Martian move to the moon?
A. He needed more space.

Q. What do you call a Martian surfing the Internet in your garden?
A. Your brother-in-lawn!

Q. Which Brady Bunch kid was seriouusly into science fiction?
A. Martian, Martian, Martian.

Q. Which television series is the favorite of Martians and the gods?
A. Ancient Aliens.

Q. What did the Man from Mars say when he was all out of room?
A. Man, I'm all spaced out!

Q. What does a Martian use to fasten his spaceship to the docking station?
A. An astro-knot.

Q. Where do Martians leave their spaceships?
A. At the nearest parking meteor!

Q. Where do visitors to the Red Planet go for an out of this world Marstini?
A. The Space Bar.

Q. What do little green men like to put in their hot chocolate?
A. Martian-mallows.

Q. Where do Martians get their eggs?
A. From little green hens.

Q. What do you call an insane man from Mars?
A. An Astro-Nut!

Spaced Bar Laugh of the Day: We'd tell one last joke about Martians, but it's a little too out of this world...

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