Brain Jokes, Mental Puns, Smart Laughs
neurology humor, cranial puns, brainy laughs and neuron jokes to spark
a new memory.
Proceed with Caution! Crazy brain jokes and no-brainer puns may
lead to glia and laughter.
Brainy Jokes, Memorable Puns, Neuron Humor
(Because Drugs Are TOO
Mainstream and Brain Surgery Bills Hurt More Than Mindful
Jokes and Brainy Puns!)
| Brainy Puns and Cerebral Jokes |
2 | Shrink
Humor, Psychiatrist Jokes, Insanely Crazy Puns |
| Dentist Grins | Dopey
Pharmaceutical Jokes | Doctor Jokes
| Surgeon Jokes | Sick
| Eye Doc Jokes | Eye
Puns | Optometry Jokes | Ophthalmology
LOLs | Optician Puns | Glasses
What is the sleeping brain's favorite rock band?
Why didn't the overly cautious brain want to take a bath?
A. It did not want to be brainwashed!
Which shampoo do smart zombies like best?
A. Head and Shoulders!
What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?
is a new sign on the lawn at the drug rehab center that
reads: Please, Keep Off the Grass.
Why did the blonde guy think he was safe from a zombie attack?
A. 'Cause zombies don't go after Brians.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
A. In a brain bank.
Why did the zombie do well on his test?
A. Because it was a real no-brainer.
man walks into a psychiatrist's office with a carrot up
his nose, celery in one ear and a banana in the other. He
asks, "What's the matter with me?" The shrink
replies, "You aren't eating properly."
Q. Why do neurons like email?
A. They like to send and receive a lot of messages!
What do you call a glia when it's happy?
How do you deal with a zombie you really disagree with?
A. Give him a piece of your mind!
How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A. Blow in her ear.
What is it called when a zombie steals an idea?
What do you call a skull without 100 Billion neurons?
A. A No-Brainer!
zombies really ticked me off, and I mean off.
What killer round did the zombie order at the bar?
A. A shot of ta-kill-ya, a Bloody Mary, and a Mind Eraser!
Why is the cerebral cortex always wrong?
A. Because it's never in the right hemisphere.
What do you call a hat for a man's brain?
A. A Condom!
heard a joke about amnesia, but now I forget how it goes...
Why are most adult neurons poor at math?
A. They find it hard to divide and multiply.
How are sponges and brains alike?
A. They both soak up material!
We need to get these people to the hospital!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with lots of doctors, but that's
not important right now.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
A. Hocus Sulcus
My shrink said he'd have me back on my feet in two weeks.
Friend: And, did he?
Man: Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.
Brainy Puns, Cerebral Jokes | 2
| Shrink Humor, Psychiatrist Jokes
| Addict Jokes, Rehab Puns |
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron
that wanted to be an actor?
A. Hey, kid, you've got potential.
What did the Hollywood director say after finishing his
film about myelin?
A. That's a wrap.
Which anti-anxiety drug is manufactured in Southern California?
A. San Fernando Valium.
What did the brain say after it got an electric shock?
A. That was a stimulating experience!
What happened to the vegan zombie?
A. He ended up in an insane asylum where he only had access
your head in an emergency is a real no brainer.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left when they
could not agree on anything?
A. Let's Split!
I've got very bad news – you've got cancer and Alzheimer's.
Patient: Well, at least I don't have cancer.
Who wrote the self-help book, One Way To Deal With Stress?
A. Val E. Umm.
| Sick Jokes | Doctor
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| Germ Jokes | Dentist
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Surgeon Jokes | Urologist
Jokes | Constipation Humor
| Diarrhea Jokes | Blood
Jokes | 2 |
| Dopey Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic
Medical Jokes | Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes
| Dr. Who Jokes |
| Eye Doctor Jokes and Optometrist Humor
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | Eye
Puns | Sick Pick-Up Lines |
| Optometry Jokes | Ophthalmology
Jokes | Optician Puns | Glasses
Jokes, Eyewear Spectacles |
| Body Jokes | Human
Anatomy Jokes | Inner Body Puns,
Back Jokes | Butt Jokes | Heart
| Male Body Jokes, Viagra Jokes | Female
Body Jokes | Chest Jokes, Pec Puns,
Breast Humor |
| Head Humor | Face
Jokes | Ear Puns | Nose
Jokes | Neck Puns | Ear,
Nose, Throat Humor |
| Mouth Jokes | Hand
Jokes, Finger Puns, Arm Humor | Leg
Jokes | Foot Jokes | Belly
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mind-numbing humor, mental
neurotic humor and psychotic
painful puns that are real no-brainers:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Bartender Jokes | Cannabis
Puns | Cemetery Jokes |
Chef Jokes | Daily
Groans | Diet Puns | Fitness
| Gym Jokes | Lawyer
Jokes | Magician Jokes | Money
Groans | Music Puns | Pick-Up
Lines | Psychic Jokes |
| Religion Jokes | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Seasonal Puns | Sports
Jokes | Vampire Puns | Vegan
Jokes | Zombie Jokes |
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