Dentistry Point to Ponder: My toothache is driving me to Extraction... Is that in Nevada or Utah?

Q. What is a literate tooth's favorite novel?
A. Enamel Farm.

Toothy Fact of the Day: Ten years of not brushing your teeth causes terrible tooth decade.

Q. What is the difference between a dentist and a NY Yankee fan?
A. One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks.

Q. What does a dentist-in-training do before an oral exam?
A. He brushes up!

Q. Why couldn't the patient get her dentist's attention?
A. Because he was brushing her off.

The dentist's alibi was full of holes, so police performed a cavity search. OUCH!

A friend of mine is dating a girl with a dental implant, but he didn't know that until it came out during a recent conversation.

Q. Why do so many people dislike going to the dentist?
A. Because he's boring!

Did you hear about the lawyer who had the nerve to ask his dentist for a retainer?

Q. What do you call the wise advice your dentist gives you?
A. His floss-ophy.

Q. How are bats and dentures alike?
A. Both only come out at night.

I had a date with a dentist last night. At the end of the date, she said she had a great time and wants to see me again in six months."

Did you know that good dental care throughout Panama is called a route canal?

Q. What happened when the guy went to his dentist for root canal?
A. He lost his nerve!

Q. How long did it take for two vampires to fall for each other?
A. It was love at first bite.

An orthodontist was found dead, killed by a hatchet. But, nobody was arrested because the death was ruled axe-i-dental.

Q. What has a sharp set of teeth, but no mouth?
A. A saw blade.

Q. Why did the Buddhist refuse a Novocaine injection during his root canal treatment?
A. He wanted to transcend dental medication!

Q. Where do some spaced-out teeth like to shop?
A. The Gap.

Q. What does the dentist of the year get?
A. A little plaque.

Q. Why did the pet store owner call his dentist?
A. His canines were loose.

Q. How did the blonde try to fix her broken molar?
A. With toothpaste!

Dentist: This will hurt a bit.
Patient: Okay.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife.

Dentists have the same old grind, day after day...

Q. Why are dentists such expert problem solvers?
A. They always get to the root of the problem.

Today's Dentistry Factoid: Did you know student dentists practice by going through many drills?

Q. What has a fine set of teeth, but no mouth?
A. A comb.

After my root canal, I wasn't liking my dentist, but then he made a good impression.

Q. What did one tooth say to another?
A. Put your cap on. The dentist is taking us out tonight.

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