What did the optometrist need for sightseeing?
A. An eye-tinerary.
Why was the eye doctor always so happy?
A. He was an Opto-mist!
apparent we'll get 20 lashes for that painful pun!
lady walked into the optician's office and announced, "I
have a screw loose." Optician replied, "Don't
worry. Practitioners who can help you are right across the
What did the ophthalmologist say to the office receptionist
when she threatened to quit?
A. Please stye with me!
What do ophthalmologists say about painful eye puns?
A. These jokes are so eye-ronic!
You know dear, without your glasses you look like the handsome
young man I married.
Husband: Honey, without my glasses you look pretty darned
clear to see that opticians are not just in it for the frame
Why did the near-sighted guy fall into the mineral springs?
A. Because he didn't see that well!
What did the optician say to Superman after fitting his
A. News Flash! You are Clark Kent!
What did the optician name his new eyewear shop?
A. For Eyes.