What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?
Blonde Nurse: Shhhh. There's a pack of hungry dogs
Point to Ponder: Why is an animal doc called a vet
instead of a dogtor?
man returned to the vet clinic to see if his pet's surgery
was successful. Vet says, "Here's the bill.
Unfortunately, we couldn't reattach it to your duck."
What do you call a bossy duck in a clinic?
A. A nurse quack-titioner.
Which kind of doctor works aboard a cruise liner?
A. A Dry Doc.
Where do sick yachts go to get healthy?
A. To the dock.
What did the proctologist say to the pirate?
A. Show me your booty.
What do you call a doctor who obstains from recreational
drugs and alcohol?
A. A Dry Doc!
proctologist walks into a bar at the end of the
day. Before he takes a seat, he examines the stool.
Spock: What is a hemorrhoid?
Doctor McCoy: A green blooded, pointy-earred male from outer
Why do doctors trust hypochondriacs?
A. Because non of their plans are ill-conceived.
doctor tells a guy he has a bad heart. The guy says, "I
want a second opinion." So, the doctor says, "You're
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
be patient with me. 'Cause you got my heart racing like
an epinehrine drip!
Translation of the Day: A doctor wrote a guy a prescription
for daily sex, but his girlfriend insists that
it says for dyslexia.