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| Optician Jokes | Glasses
Jokes, Eyewear Spectacles | Optometry
Jokes | Ophthalmology Jokes
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| Eye Doctor Jokes, Optometrist Puns,
Ophthalmologist Humor | 2 |
3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Eye Puns |
| Dentist Grins | Doctor
Jokes | Surgeon Jokes | Psychiatrist
Jokes | Brain Jokes | Face
Jokes |
| Dopey Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic
Medical Jokes | Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes
| Dr. Who Jokes |
Q.
What happened to the optician who had the foresight to perform
at the comedy club?
A. He made a spectacle of himself!
Q.
What did the optician name his new eyewear shop?
A. For Eyes.
Q.
What sarcastic nickname did the optician get after he lost
his glasses during a long happy hour at the bar?
A. The Light Bender.
Q.
What happens when you go to an optimistic optician?
A. He'll tell you your glasses are half full. |
Q.
Why was the hunky optician so popular with the ladies?
A. Because he had specs appeal!
Q.
Why was the new eyeglasses shop so profitable and popular?
A. Because the optician was an eye-deal-ist.
Q.
What does a determined optician say about completing his
focused task?
A. I'll finish, come hell or eye water!
Q.
What happened after the stand-up comedian went to the optician
for a new pair of glasses?
A. His observational comedy got much better!
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An
optician noted that patients come in all the time, embarrassed
that they had sat on their glasses. While he readjusts their
frames, he wonders if Hindsight really is 20/20?
Q.
Why did the optician quit his job?
A. He just got tired of the daily grind.
Q.
How does an optician congratulate you?
A. He gives you an eye five.
Q.
What did the optician say to the guy who complained about
his blurry glasses?
A. If you're going to clean your eyeglasses with a tissue,
do it before you blow your nose! |
Q.
What did the optician say to Superman after fitting his
glasses?
A. News Flash! You are Clark Kent!
Q.
What did the optician say when the customer asked for a
refitting?
A. Eye'd be happy to help you.
Spectacular
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
the eyes are the windows to the soul, and I frame
the beauty within 'cause eye am an optician. |
Q.
Why did the optician want to go to the beach?
A. He heard there was a lot of eye candy there.
Q.
What nickname did the optician get after trying out his
comedy act on open mike night?
A. Glass Clown.
Far-Sighted
Fact of the Day: Opticians are men of vision!
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A
lady walked into a shrink's office and announced that she
had a screw loose. The blonde receptionist sent her to the
optician's office next door.
Q.
How does an optician know when eyes are flirting with him?
A. They go: Wink, Wink!
Optician
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
you look spectacular! |
A
guy goes to an optician's office and asks how much glasses
cost. The optician told him it varies. The guy said, "Oh,
I see clearly..." So, the optician replied, "Well,
you don't need them then!"
Blurry
Funny Optician Pick Up Line:
Hey girl, something must be wrong with my eyes 'cause I
simply cannot take them off of you.
Spectacular
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
opticians are men of vision. |
Optician:
It looks like you need glasses.
Patient: But, I'm wearing glasses.
Optician: Then I must need glasses...
An
optician noted that patients come in all the time, embarrassed
that they'd sat on their glasses. As he readjusts their
frames, he wonders if Hindsight really is 20/20?
Near
Sighted Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, are you an optician? 'Cause you've got specs appeal.
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Q.
Why do opticians like new electronics and smart appliances
so much?
A. Because they're eye tech.
Q.
Why was the optician so surprised when he was kicked out
of the peripheral vision club?
A. He just didn't see it coming!
Anti
Pick-Up an Optician Line:
Dude, after a closer look, eye like you even less.
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Eye
Doctor Visit Point to Ponder: Why does the ophthalmoligist
send you next door to the optician to choose new glasses
while your eyes are dialated and you can't see worth a damn?
Q.
What happened when the optician decided to try stand-up
comedy?
A. He made a spectacle of himself.
Q.
What does an optician call a possessed corrective lens?
A. A demon-icle.
Colorblind
Optician Pick Up Line: Hey
babe, no wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in
your eyes. |
Q.
How does an optician come up with a rough estimate?
A. He eyeballs it.
Q.
What did the determined student say when everybody laughed
at him after he said he wanted to be an optician?
A. You'll see, you will all see!
Pick
Up an Optician Line: Hey dude, stop undressing me with
your eyes. Use your teeth instead!
Q.
Why do scarecrows make the best opticians?
A. Because they are outstanding in their field.
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Q.
What does an optician say after making a faux pas?
A. Eye Bad!
An
ophthalmologist, optometrist, and optician walked into a
bar. Bartender says, "Wow, I didn't see this joke
coming."
Q.
How do you know your optician has an outgoing personality?
A. He likes to publically make a spectacle of himself.
Clearly
Funny Optician Pick Up Line:
Hey baby, your eyes are as blue as glass cleaner. |
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Optician Jokes | Glasses
Jokes, Eyewear Spectacles | Optometry
Puns | Ophthalmology Jokes
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| Eye Doctor Jokes, Optometrist Puns,
Ophthalmologist Humor | 2 |
3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Eye Puns |
| Doctor Jokes and Nurse Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | Germ
Jokes | Dentist Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 |
| Surgeon Jokes | Urologist
Jokes | Constipation Jokes
| Diarrhea Jokes | Blood
Jokes | 2 |
| Dopey Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic
Medical Jokes | Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes
| Dr. Who Jokes |
| Medical Jokes | Shrink
Humor, Psychiatrist Jokes | Addict
Jokes, Rehab Puns | Brain Jokes
| 2 |
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Anatomy Jokes | Inner Body Puns,
Back Jokes | Butt Jokes | Heart
Humor |
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Body Jokes | Chest Jokes, Pec Puns,
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