guy was staring at Medusa's boobs when she remarked, "Hey,
my eyes are up here." But he was already hard as a rock.
What happened after a guy got a Viagra stuck in his throat?
A. He had a stiff neck for hours.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. If you pour a beer well, you always get good head.
When is the absolute worst time for a runner to have an
A. During a relay race!
Hookup Line: Hey girl,
you wanna play lion tamer? Okay, you get on all fours and
I'll put my head in your mouth.
What happens when you give a lawyer Viagra?
A. He gets taller.
guy just found out you can sell sperm to a sperm bank. All
these years he'd been letting potential income slip through
Hookup Line: Hey bae,
are you a shark? 'Cause I've got some swimmers you might
want to swallow.
guy is going to open a business with the money he got from
his donation at the sperm bank, because now he's got a little
Pick-Up Line: Hay
Mare, are you a racehorse? 'Cause when I ride you, you'll
always finish first.
What is it called when a rattlesnake can't produce venom?
A. E-reptile dysfunction!
What did the doe say to the 24-point buck?
A. Boy, you're horny!
Pick-Up Line: Hey bae,
wanna see if what they say about the height of an animal
is actually true?
Pick-Up Line: Love, if
you cock my revolver, it's likely to go off.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
this cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
What do you call a whale that isn't wearing underwear?
A. Free Willy.
Why does the urologist just dread his job some days?
A. Because all his patients are dicks.
What is the difference between orthopedic doctors and urologists?
A. Urologists only work on one bone.
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A. One pricks your finger and the other fingers your prick.
What's the difference between a podiatrist and an urologist?
A. One is a lot more impressed if you give him a foot.
At the urologist's office, what is a cystoscope?
A. A device with a prick on both ends.
Pick Up Line: Babe, you've
got 206 bones in your body. Want to be exceptional and add
Up a Farmer Line: Hey big guy, is that a phone in your
pocket, or is your rooster happy to see me?
Hookup Line: Hey babe,
I'll let you play my clarinet, if you're careful not to
chip the wood.
Trainer Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, go ahead and grab my EZ Bar.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
wanna hold my eel?
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I hear you like reptiles? I've got one right here called
a trouser snake.
Pick-Up Line: Are you carrying
a concealed weapon, or are you just happy to see me?
How are men like strong coffee?
A. Both leave a bitter taste in your throat when you swallow.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
A. Reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
Medical Malpractice Groan: Someone told a joke about transgender
surgery. Took balls to tell it.
Why did the med student decide to specialize in urology?
A. Because he liked to play with balls.
Why didn't the urology student finish his studies?
A. He couldn't handle the testes.
Why do mice have tiny balls?
A. Because they don't care for dances.
Player Pick-Up Line: Hey
bae, I'm a great ball handler. How 'bout you?
If a bra is called an over the shoulder boulder holder,
what do you call men's underwear?
A. Under the butt nut hut!
Point to Ponder: Low wage workers play basketball, tradesmen
go bowling, middle managers play softball, and CEOs play
golf. So, does that mean the higher you climb, the smaller
your balls get?
What do comfy men's underwear and great dance halls have
A. Plenty of ball room.
Pick-Up Line: Are you a
high jumper? 'Cause babe, you make my bar go up!
Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What do you call a three-foot snake with a Viagra stuck
in his throat?
A. A yardstick.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Fact of the Day: In the USA, Moosehead is a beer. In Canada,
moosehead is a misdemeanor. Eh, Ew!