Body Puns, Chiropractor
a gut with boney puns, X-ray-ted humor, gutsy internal organ
jokes and liver laughs.
Proceed at Your Own Peril! X-ray jokes, organ humor, funny bones
and broken body part puns ahead.
X-Ray Jokes, Bone Puns, Internal Organ Humor
(Because Inside Jokes, Innards
Puns, and Gut Humor Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
or Hard to Stomach!)
| Inner Body Puns, Back Jokes |
Body Jokes | Human
Anatomy Jokes | Butt Jokes, Bad Ass
| Male Body Jokes | Female
Body Humor | Chest Jokes, Pec Puns,
Breast LOLs | Belly Laughs |
| Head Humor | Face
Jokes | Ear Puns | Nose
Jokes | Mouth Laughs | Neck
Puns | Eye Jokes |
| Hand Jokes, Finger Puns | Leg
Jokes | Foot Jokes | Heart
Humor | Ear, Nose, Throat Humor
Why are surgeons bad in relationships?
A. 'Cause they know everybody is the same inside.
Why should you trust the surgeons who are repairing your
A. Because they have your back.
What did the forensic scientist name as the cause of the
haunted harpsichord player's death?
A. Bad Bach Pain.
What happens when some bodily fluids become too thin and
A. You could be in serous trouble.
Pick Up Line: Babe, you've
got 206 bones in your body. Want to be exceptional and add
Why was the guy sentenced to life in prison for a little
A. The judge called it organ harvesting. OUCH!
How do you describe the flavor of that pink upset stomach
Why did the skeleton in med school turn down the chance
to be a surgeon?
A. 'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it.
What did the chiropractor say when his vacation was over?
A. Back to business.
Medical Groan: A guy didn't believe that the chiropractor
could ease his back problems, but now he stands corrected.
How can you tell you've been sitting too long playing the
A. Your Bach hurts.
How many orthopedists does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. Just one, 'cause they get down to the bones of the matter.
Why did the ghost have to go to the hospital?
A. To have his ghoul stones removed.
Doc, do you have anything for my liver?
Doctor: How about some onions?
Why didn't the proctologist tell his patient all about his
A. Because it was going to be a surprise-atory.
Groan of the Day: A guy wasn't sure the surgeon could handle
his hepatectomy, but the doctor did de-liver.
Troubleshooting – If your feet are warm and wet: It
must be improper bladder control, so stand next to the nearest
dog and complain about bad housetraining.
What does a urologist shout out when he makes a medical
guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Want to register
for our drawing? We're giving away a set of kidney stones."
The guy says, "Nah, I'll pass."
Why can't divas have a colonostomy?
A. Because they can't find shoes to match the bag.
you believe the quickest way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming a bit too high.
Medical Laugh of the Day: My mother used to say that the
way to a man's heart was through his stomach. She was a
lovely woman, but a terrible surgeon.
Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey bae,
my heart beats for you and that is why my ECG has a U wave.
Pick-Up Line: You must be
my coronary artery because you're wrapped around my heart.
Q. What is an organ transplant?
A. How your piano feels when you move it.
What does a ghost take when it suffers from acid reflux?
What do surgeons and church musicians do when they hang
out together on Sunday afternoons?
A. They talk about organs.
Why don't old chiropractors ever die?
A. Because they're so well adjusted.
What do you call two chiropractors who have each other's
Which music genre do chiropractors enjoy most?
A. Hip Pop.
Which swimming stroke are sheep really great at?
A. The baackstroke.
Why did the chiropractor decide to retire?
A. His patients were a real pain in the neck.
Did you hear about the chef who slipped and broke his prime
How does the Grim Reaper threaten a classical music buff?
A. He tells him to watch his Bach.
Will this ointment clear up my spots.
Doctor: Well, I never make rash promises.
Which western city is the kidney donation capital of the
A. Renal, Nevada.
Inner Body Puns, Back Jokes | Body
Jokes | Human Anatomy Jokes
Butt Jokes and Ass Pun |
Q. How did the church musician die?
A. Organ failure.
Why can't skeleton musicians play at church?
A. 'Cause they have no organs.
How does a hog farmer get to the county fair?
A. He rides piggyback.
Why did the rope go to a doctor?
A. Because it had a knot in its stomach.
What did the psychiatrist say to the guy who thought he
was a vampire.
A. Necks, please!
What do you call a Greek back doctor who isn't a physician?
A. A gyropractor.
I think a vampire bit me!
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will that help?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to check your neck for leaks.
How many orthopedists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why don't you just take out the socket? You're not using
What is a comedian doctor's definition of pelvis?
A. The second cousin of Elvis.
How do you threaten a classical music buff?
A. Tell him to watch his Bach.
| Male Body Humor, Penis Puns, Viagra Jokes
| Female Body Humor, Breast Jokes, PMS
| Head Jokes, Noggin Puns | Chest
Jokes, Breat Puns | Heart Humor
| Belly Laughs, Gut Humor |
| Face Jokes | Neck
Jokes, Throat Puns | Mouth Jokes,
Tongue Puns, Lip Laughs | Eye
| Ear Jokes, Hearing Humor, Deaf Puns
| Nose Jokes, Boogar Puns | Ear,
Nose, Throat Humor |
| Hand Jokes, Finger Puns, Arm Humor
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Puns and Foot Jokes |
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Jokes | Surgery Cut-Ups | Proctology
Jokes | Urology Jokes |
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Jokes | Eye Doctor Jokes | Manly
Man Jokes | Women Jokes
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