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Inner
Body Puns, Chiropractor
Jokes, Spine
Humor
Bust
a gut with boney puns, X-ray-ted humor, gutsy internal organ
jokes and liver laughs.
X-Ray Jokes, Bone Puns, Internal Organ Humor
(Because Inside Jokes, Innards
Puns, and Gut Humor Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
or Hard to Stomach!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Peril! X-ray jokes, organ humor, funny bones
and broken body part puns ahead.
| Inner Body Puns, Back Jokes |
Body Jokes | Human
Anatomy Jokes | Butt Jokes, Bad Ass
Pun |
| Male Body Jokes | Female
Body Humor | Chest Jokes, Pec Puns,
Breast LOLs | Belly Laughs |
| Head Humor | Face
Jokes | Ear Puns | Nose
Jokes | Mouth Laughs | Neck
Puns | Eye Jokes |
| Hand Jokes, Finger Puns | Leg
Jokes | Foot Jokes | Heart
Humor | Ear, Nose, Throat Humor
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Q.
Why are surgeons bad in relationships?
A. 'Cause they know everybody is the same inside.
Q.
Why should you trust the surgeons who are repairing your
slipped disk?
A. Because they have your back.
Q.
What did the forensic scientist name as the cause of the
haunted harpsichord player's death?
A. Bad Bach Pain.
Q.
What happens when some bodily fluids become too thin and
watery?
A. You could be in serous trouble. |
Osteo
Pick Up Line: Babe, you've
got 206 bones in your body. Want to be exceptional and add
one more?
Q.
Why was the guy sentenced to life in prison for a little
insider trading?
A. The judge called it organ harvesting. OUCH!
Q.
How do you describe the flavor of that pink upset stomach
medicine?
A. Pept-abysmal.
Q.
Why did the skeleton in med school turn down the chance
to be a surgeon?
A. 'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it.
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Q.
What did the chiropractor say when his vacation was over?
A. Back to business.
Today's
Medical Groan: A guy didn't believe that the chiropractor
could ease his back problems, but now he stands corrected.
Q.
How can you tell you've been sitting too long playing the
piano?
A. Your Bach hurts.
Q.
How many orthopedists does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. Just one, 'cause they get down to the bones of the matter. |
Q.
Why did the ghost have to go to the hospital?
A. To have his ghoul stones removed.
Patient:
Doc, do you have anything for my liver?
Doctor: How about some onions?
Q.
Why didn't the proctologist tell his patient all about his
new prescription?
A. Because it was going to be a surprise-atory.
Bile
Groan of the Day: A guy wasn't sure the surgeon could handle
his hepatectomy, but the doctor did de-liver. |
Beer
Troubleshooting – If your feet are warm and wet: It
must be improper bladder control, so stand next to the nearest
dog and complain about bad housetraining.
Q.
What does a urologist shout out when he makes a medical
breakthrough?
A. Urethra!
A
guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Want to register
for our drawing? We're giving away a set of kidney stones."
The guy says, "Nah, I'll pass."
Q.
Why can't divas have a colonostomy?
A. Because they can't find shoes to match the bag.
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If
you believe the quickest way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming a bit too high.
Killer
Medical Laugh of the Day: My mother used to say that the
way to a man's heart was through his stomach. She was a
lovely woman, but a terrible surgeon.
Heart
Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey bae,
my heart beats for you and that is why my ECG has a U wave.
Doctor
Pick-Up Line: You must be
my coronary artery because you're wrapped around my heart.
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Q. What is an organ transplant?
A. How your piano feels when you move it.
Q.
What does a ghost take when it suffers from acid reflux?
A. Phan-Tums.
Q.
What do surgeons and church musicians do when they hang
out together on Sunday afternoons?
A. They talk about organs.
Q.
Why don't old chiropractors ever die?
A. Because they're so well adjusted. |
Q.
What do you call two chiropractors who have each other's
backs?
A. Verte-bros.
Q.
Which music genre do chiropractors enjoy most?
A. Hip Pop.
Q.
Which swimming stroke are sheep really great at?
A. The baackstroke.
Q.
Why did the chiropractor decide to retire?
A. His patients were a real pain in the neck.
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Did you hear about the chef who slipped and broke his prime
rib?
Q.
How does the Grim Reaper threaten a classical music buff?
A. He tells him to watch his Bach.
Patient:
Will this ointment clear up my spots.
Doctor: Well, I never make rash promises.
Q.
Which western city is the kidney donation capital of the
world?
A. Renal, Nevada. |
Q. How did the church musician die?
A. Organ failure.
Q.
Why can't skeleton musicians play at church?
A. 'Cause they have no organs.
Q.
How does a hog farmer get to the county fair?
A. He rides piggyback.
Q.
Why did the rope go to a doctor?
A. Because it had a knot in its stomach. |
Q.
What did the psychiatrist say to the guy who thought he
was a vampire.
A. Necks, please!
Q.
What do you call a Greek back doctor who isn't a physician?
A. A gyropractor.
Patient:
I think a vampire bit me!
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will that help?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to check your neck for leaks.
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Q.
How many orthopedists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why don't you just take out the socket? You're not using
it anyway.
Q.
What is a comedian doctor's definition of pelvis?
A. The second cousin of Elvis.
Q.
How do you threaten a classical music buff?
A. Tell him to watch his Bach. |
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