PMS jokes are not funny, period.
Have you heard about the new radio station WPMS?
A. They play three weeks of blues and one week of ragtime.
Sick Hookup Line: Hey girl,
playing Doctor is for kids. Let's go back to my
place and play Gynecologist.
What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst
Blue Ribbon beer and a sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff vodka?
A. A Pabst Smir!
What do a near-sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A. Wet noses.
Which musical instrument does the uterus play?
A. A fallopian tuba.
What's even worse than a sick gopher on your piano?
A. A diseased beaver on your organ!
Pick-Up Line: I'm not here
to bust you. I'm here for your bust.
What is the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's
A. One is used for cunning stunts...
What do you say to a woman who just won't stop bragging
about her long lashes?
A. Put eyelid on it.
What do you call a hot blonde time traveler who's late?
A. Pregnant. Duh!
Guy on the Phone: My wife is in labor. Her contractions
are two minutes apart!
Nurse: Is this her first child?
Frantic Guy: No, you idiot. This is her husband!
What happened when two obstetricians opened a new practice
A. They joined the labor market.
How can a pregnant woman tell she's carrying a future policeman?
A. She has uncontrollable cravings for pork.
I don't know which is worse, having a tooth pulled or having
Dentist: Well, make up your mind because I'll have to adjust
Which hospital unit has the most up -to-date equipment?
A. The modernity ward!
Pun of the Day: A young doe gave birth for the first time
and knew exactly what to do thanks to her Mother Nature.
What is it called when a proctologist gives her sister an
How do reporters handle boobs?
A. Press release
Why is having baby a lot of work?
A. Because it's labor intensive.
How much does male to female gender reassignment surgery
A. Almost a third of your salary.
What do frozen beer, burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have
A. Some guy forgot to take it out in time!
woman tells her doctor she wants a hysterectomy. The doc
asks, "Why Mrs. Robinson, you're 70 years old?" She replies,
"I don't want any grandchildren!"
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey Kit, they call me the cat whisperer,
'cause I know exactly what a pussy needs.
Patch Pick-Up Line: Hey
Bunny, if I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
Fauna Come-On: Hey baby,
I wish you and I were squirrels, so I could bust a nut in
Pick-Up Line: Hey Blue
Man, I hear cops like a big bust.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Wanda,
tonight I'd like to take a dip in your pond.
What was the woman who was expecting twins feeling?
A. Everything she expected two.
a Trombonist Line: Hey big guy, wanna grease my slide?
Player Pick-Up Line: Babe,
the reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.