Dental Hygiene Point to Ponder: If dentists make money off people with bad teeth, should you trust the toothpaste or toothbrush recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?

Q. How do you find the most rewarding dental industry jobs?
A. By word of mouth!

Did you hear about the dentist who was convicted of incisor trading?

Q. What did the dentist say to the computer?
A. This won't hurt a byte.

Q. What game are you playing if you don't take care of your teeth?
A. Tooth or Consequences!

Q. How can you tell you've found the best dentist?
A. He's Ahh-Inspiring!

Q. Why is the Tooth Fairy so smart?
A. She has a lot of wisdom teeth.

Q. How do you know a 43,560 square-foot tooth is bad?
A. Because it's an acre!

A good dentist always tells his patients the whole tooth.

Q. What is the difference between a dentist and an aerobics instructor?
A. The dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

"Please scream as loud as you can," said the dentist to his patient. Patient asks, "Why would I do that?" Dentist replies, "The waiting room is full and the football game is on in ten minutes!"

Q. Why did they call the dentist The King?
A. Because he specialized in crowns.

Dental Grin of the Day: When I said I was afraid of the dentist, I didn't mean the drill. I meant the bill!

Did you hear about the boy who had to brace himself for his next visit to the orthodontist's office?

Did you hear about the dentist's daughter? Now, she's a world-renowned ahh-pera singer!

Q. What is the favorite song of many dentists?
A. The Yanks Are Coming.

Q. How do you know your dentiist is an Alt Righter?
A. He thinks the best teeth are white and straight.

Old British Man: Luv, your teeth remind me of the stars.
Old Man's Old Wife: Because they sparkle and gleam?
Old Man: No. Because they come out at night.

Dentistry Point to Ponder: If dentists make money off people with bad teeth, why should we trust toothpaste recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?

Q. Which unknown comic dentist wrote the book, Pain Management?
A. Nova Caine.

Q. Why did the lumberjack need to see a dentist?
A. He had a cavi-tree.

Q. What does a dentist like to hear during sex with his partner?
A. Ahh!

Q. Why did the Tooth Fairy go to a psychiatrist?
A. Because she was having a hard time believing in herself.

... But it wasn't enough to really sink his teeth into.

Q. Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder?
A. Because the DNA all matches, and there are no dental records.

Q. What did the sedated patient say to the dentist?
A. If you strike oil, we share the profits.

I Vent to my dentist today, and he seemed very distracted. Vas he brushing me off?

Q. Why did a termite eat the sofa, loveseat, and chair?
A. Because it had a suite tooth!

Q. Why do vampires brush and floss their teeth so often?
A. So they won't have bat breath!

Q. What happens when you get a gold tooth?
A. You put your money where your mouth is.

You are pretty much like my false teeth. I can't smile without you!

Q. What did the dentist say to the sabretooth tiger?
A. You have outstanding teeth.

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