Why are you here to see the ophthalmologist today?
Patient: I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Receptionist: Have you seen the eye doctor?
Patient: No, only spots.
What did the immigrant first-grader say after his first
visit to the ophthalmologist?
A. Do you have the same chart, but in English?
ophthalmologist, optometrist, and optician walked into a
bar. Bartender says, "Wow, I didn't see this joke
Why did the eye doctor tell his patient, Gary, that he had
Wacked Out Comic Strip Syndrome?
A. Because he was FarSided.
Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he was seeing spots.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
eye see you in my future.
What did the observant ophthalmologist say to the cheesy
A. I see what you did there.
Doc, something is wrong with my left eye. It just doesn't
Rookie Eye Doctor: Well, that's because it's your left.
Any other questions or concerns?
patient was worried that the laser eye surgeon wasn't going
to be any good, but he doesn't see any problem now.
Eye Doctor Point to Ponder: If ophthalmologists had a terrorist
group, would they call it Iris?
Doc, I have yellow eyes. What should I do?
Jokester Ophthalmologist: Wear a brown suit.
Why did the patients all love the ophthalmologist?
A. Because he was a true visionary.
Sick Eye Doctor Pick Up Line:
Hey babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean, and I am lost
Why did the patient decide to go to the eye doctor, before
trying ecstacy, since he wasn't going to the beach?
A. Because it's eye before E, except after sea.
Why did Hitler go to the ophthalmologist?
A. Because he could Nazi.