Why did a blonde drive to the auto body repair shop?
A. She was looking for a dentist!
Why do you forget about a tooth right after the dentist
A. Duh! Because it goes right out of your head!
Don't worry. I'm painless.
Patient: Um, I'm not!
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures
in the dentist's window?
A. It's against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Why are teeth so honest?
A. Because their mentor is the Truth Fairy!
guy goes to to the dentist and the doctor asked, "When's
the last time you flossed. The guy replied, "You remember.
You were there."
without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without
laces, and a dentist jokewithoutspaces!
Groan of the Day: This toothache is driving me to extraction!
Who wrote the toothy best seller, Dental Examination?
A. Hope N. Wide.