| Q.
What did the three vampires order at the bar?
A. Two Bloods and a Blood Light.
Q.
How does an elderly vampire refer to his new false teeth?
A. As a new fangled invention.
Q.
How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?
A. He says, "So long, sucker."
Q.
How do vampires recharge at work during mid-afternoon?
A. They take a coffin break.
Q.
What did the vampire turn down the salesman joh at the mirror
store?
A. He just couldn't see himself doing that. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a school teacher?
A. Lots of blood tests.
Patient:
Doc, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will that help?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to check your neck for leaks.
Q.
What does Count Dracula worry about when he's feeling overwhelmed
and stressed?
A. Low blood pressure.
Q.
Why was the vampire removed from his position as company
CEO?
A. Because he could not appeal to the stakeholders. |
Q.
What happened when the vampire turned into a poet?
A. He went from bat to verse.
Q.
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
A. To confirm she was his type.
Q.
What did the psychiatrist say to the guy who thought he
was a vampire.
A. Necks, please!
Q.
What do you call a non-fictional vampire?
A. A real pain in the neck!
Q.
How can you tell a vampire is sick?
A. He's coffin.
Old
vampires never die. True story! |
