| Q.
Which song is the fave of New Orleans blood suckers?
A. Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) by Concrete
Blonde.
Q.
Why did the blonde vampire try out to be a porn star?
A. 'Cause she had really big fangs and thangs.
Q.
Which type of underwear do vampire actors wear?
A. Movie Shorts. |
Q.
What did the critics say about the vampire's work of art?
A. What a monsterpiece!
Q.
Why don't vampires suck the blood of clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus performer?
A. A bloody entertaining act that goes straight for the
juggler!
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Q.
Which high-octane song do vampires sing while they're waiting
for gas?
A. Vampire Blues by Neil Young.
Q.
Why did the vampire suck the blood of the tightrope walker?
A. Because he wanted a well-balanced meal.
Q.
What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?
A. A count suspended. |
