| Q.
Who wrote the scary new cookbook, I Am The Evil Child?
A. May I. Butcher.
Q.
What is very scary and hangs from trees in the jungle?
A. Frankenvines
Q.
What happened to the monster standup comedian who performed
at the haunted house?
A. He got booed off stage. |
Q.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
A. The jokes were too funny to handle.
Q.
Why did the monster take his nose apart?
A. To see what made it run!
Q.
What do you shout when a horde of cruel people are invading
your realm?
A. The brutish are coming!
Q.
Why do milk monsters walk funny?
A. 'Cause they lactose! |
Q.
Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
A. They put garlic on his pizza.
Q.
What does a mommy monster say to the kids at dinner time?
A. Don't talk with somebody in your mouth.
Most
Monstrous Pick-Up Line
Ever: Bae, are you a haunted house? 'Cause I am going to
scream when I come inside you. |
