| Q.
How does a ghost taunt a vampire?
A. He says, "You Suck!"
Q.
Which street do ghosts live on?
A. A dead end!
Q.
What do you call the ghost of a homeless guy?
A. A ho-boo.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a ghoul?
A. A hemogoblin.
Q.
How does a ghoul say goodbye to a vampire?
A. So long, Sucka!
Q.
What did the ghost say when another ghost said, "Boo,
Gotcha!"?
A. Them's Frightin' Words!
Q.
Why do ghosts make bad con artists?
A. 'Cause you can see right through them. |
Q.
Which day of the week do ghosts live for?
A. BoosDay.
Q.
How did the short ghost finally reach the top shelf?
A. His 'lil boo-dy gave him a boost.
Q.
What did the Denver Broncos cheerleader yell to the ghosts
in the stadium?
A. Show me your team spirit!
Q.
Which violation to ghosts get called for most often in basketball?
A. Ghoul tending.
Q.
What is it called when a ghost robs a bank?
A. A polter-heist.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a press release reader with
a ghost?
A. A spooksman.
Q.
Which day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A. MoanDay. |
Q.
Where does a chic ghost shop for new sheets?
A. At a boo-tique.
Q.
What do you call a cloned ghost who uses the door bell?
A. A dead ringer!
Q.
What is the ghost of a dinosaur called?
A. A Scare-o-Dactyl.
Q.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
A. 'Cause they needed a little team spirit.
Q.
What foot attire do ghosts wear during the winter?
A. BOOOts.
Q.
Why do Ghostbusters stick together when they swim in the
river?
A. 'Cause none of them wants to be across the stream.
Q.
What do you call an accordian that's possessed by a Native
American ghost?
A. Polka Haunt Us. |
