| Q.
How can you tell it was a brutal Broncos game at the Denver
sports bar?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"
Q.
What's the toughest part about riding out the season for
a Denver Broncos fan?
A. Hitting the ground.
Q.
What do you call the extreme Broncos fans that live next
door in the orange house with the blue trim?
A. The Neigh-bors.
Q.
Why do Colorado locksmith's have mile high hopes for Broncos
quarterback, Drew Lock?
A. 'Cause he's a key player.
Mile
High Club Point to Ponder: If a Denver Bronco scores
in flight, is that considered a touchdown?
Turkey
Day Fact: Thanksgiving is the only USA holiday when the
mascot is butchered and devoured. Aren't you glad that doesn't
happen on Denver Broncos Day in Colorado?
Q.
How did Denver Broncos' fans usie the F-word during the
2019 season?
A. Oh Flacco! |
Q.
What do true blue Denver Broncos fans say when the team
fumbles?
A. Stop horsing around!
Q.
What do Denver Broncos' fans mean when they curse: "Oh
Double-F?"
A. Vic Fangio + Joe Flacco.
Q.
What's the difference between a battery and the Raiders?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q.
How do you become a superhero during a Denver Broncos game?
A. Rescue a guy named Samuel Adams who's been trapped
inside a bottle!
Q.
Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the idiot who thought up the temporary new name
for the stadium is further Empower-ed to make them up now!
Q.
Which orange and blue dinosaur skeleton is prominately displayed
at Denver Museum of Nature and Science?
A. The Bronco-saurus
Mile
High Club Point to Ponder: If a Denver Bronco scores
in the air, is there a penalty for holding? |
Q.
Why did the blonde Denver Broncos fan cross the road?
A. Somebody said, "Hey."
Q.
How do Denver Broncos fans explain it after the team fell
to the visitors?
A. They've fallen and they can't giddy-up!
Q.
What did the fans say after the Denver Broncos swallowed
four quarters?
A. That really bucked.
Colorado
Native Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club
on the Field at Mile High, would an NFL ref penalize you
for cheating?
Q.
Why are successful rodeo cowboys raised in Colorado so rich?
A. Because every bronco gives them a buck or two.
Q.
Why aren't there very many funny Broncos jokes this year?
A. 'Cause there's just nothing to smile about this bucking
season!
Q.
Which germy malady are Denber Bronvos fans all immune to?
A. Bronco-itus. |
