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When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up!"
Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach? A. A Pything!
Q. Which exercise do pirates do for great abs? A. Planks!
My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!

 


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(Because Winning Sports Puns and Gym Humor Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Athletes and Good Sports!)
Warning: Play Along at Your Own Risk! Heavy weight sports puns, bouts of laughter, and high roller humor ahead.
| Sports Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Sports Pick-Up Lines |
| Baseball Jokes | 2 | Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Hit Boxing LOLs |
| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
| Soccer Jokes and Futbol Humor | Sports Animal Jokes | Swimming Jokes | Tennis Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

The boxing match had not started but it was a bout to begin!Hulk Asks: What do you get if you cross a body builder and a peeping Tom? A. Amazing Peeks!The bowlers who started placing bets were high rollers!

Q. Why are jokes about boxing always so funny?
A. Because they always pack one helluva good punch line.

Boxer: My sparring partner didn't show up. Can I train alone?
Trainer: Go ahead, knock yourself out.

Q. What was engraved on the boxer's headstone?
A. You can stop counting now. I'm not getting up.

Q. Which kind of match won't start a fire?
A. A boxing match.

Q. Where do green aliens go for a good workout?
A. Planet Fitness.

Bodybuilder Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, you sure look swole!

Q. What dessert describes your girlfriend after a strenuous workout at the gym?
A. Sore Bae.

Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, because I spotted you all the way across the room when you first walked in.

Q. What do league bowlers do when they forget their ball at home?
A. They don't worry because they can always pick up a spare.

Q. Why did the meteorologists name their bowling team Lightning?
A. Because they get so many strikes.

Q. Why do pro bowlers make terrible baseball players?
A. 'Cause they get so many strikes!

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Hey there, when I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX!

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 17,500 times!The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs!Q. How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to do it and two to chant "You're looking huge man, huge."

Did you hear about the blonde who went to the gym on her own Accord this morning. Well, why would she drive somebody else's car? Duh!

Q. Which exercise do they do at a cutlery store?
A. Fork lifts.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn 500 calories an hour...

Q. Why did the gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out.

Q. How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
A. They touch base every once in a while.

Q. Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
A. He knew he had a chest protector.

Q. What is the difference between a pick-pocket and an umpire?
A. One steals watches and the other watches steals.

Q. What do vocalists and some baseball players have in common?
A. Being pitch-perfect.

Workout Point to Ponder: If an apple exercises, is that called a core workout?

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, the elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up!

Q. Why did the blind guy go the the gym?
A. He hoped to find a spotter.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another ten times?

Q. Who wrote the book, That Guy Who Failed At Tight Rope Walking?
A. Syss E. Wire.

Q. Why is tennis such a noisy game? A. Because both players raise a racket!Gnoe Doubt, Steroids Are Bad!Q. What did the dentist say to the golfer? A. You have a hole in one!

Q. Which state has the most tennis players?
A. Tennis-ee!

Tennis Point to Ponder: When you're ready to sell your old tennis equipment, how do you determine its net worth?

Q. What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
A. You'll never be as good as a wall.

Q. What did the tennis teacher name his daughter?
A. Annette.

Q. Why was the gym rat stopped by cops on his way to the gym.
A. They said it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Deadly Funny Workout Wisecrack: Somebody call the Police! I just killed my workout!

Q. What do you call a burro on steroids?
A. Ass-teroid.

Doping Laugh of the Day: Since anabolic steroids cause erectile dysfunction, just say NO to drugs!

Q. Where can you find 25 doctors on any given day?
A. At the golf course.

Q. Why do cavemen enjoy the game of golf?
A. Because they're great at using clubs.

Q. Why did the golfer quit his CPA job after 25 years to become a caddy?
A. He knew if he had a heart attack, there'd be plenty of doctors around.

Q. Why shouldn't you golf in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs there.

Q. What is an elephant's favorite sport? A. Squash.Q. What can you serve, but not eat? A. A Tennis Ball!Q. Why is Bruce Wayne so good at baseball? A. Because he's Batman!

Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!

Q. Why do elephants wear green sneakers?
A. To hide in really tall grass.

Q. What did the mathematician do at the squash game?
A. Square root for the home team.

Q. How are scrambled eggs like a losing team?
A. They've both been beaten.

Q. What is a tennis player's favorite number?
A. Ten is the favorite number.

Q. When is it good to stand on the service line?
A. Only when you want to order ice cream.

Q. Which tennis tournament never closes?
A. The U.S. Open.

Did you hear about the tennis ball and battery that got into a fight? The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.

Q. Where do baseball players wash up?
A. In the bat tub.

Q. What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
A. Both are serious sluggers!

Baseball Point to Ponder: Was/is Doctor Who a ballplayer? If not, Who's on First now and again?

Q. Who could never write the book, How To Be A Better Baseball Player.
A. Ben Schwarmer.

| Sports Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Sports Pick-Up Lines |
| Baseball Jokes | 2 | Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Hit Boxing LOLs |
| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
| Soccer Jokes and Futbol Humor | Sports Animal Jokes | Swimming Jokes | Tennis Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

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