Did
you hear about the blonde who went to the gym on her own
Accord this morning. Well, why would she drive somebody
else's car? Duh!
Q.
Which exercise do they do at a cutlery store?
A. Fork lifts.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn 500 calories
an hour...
Q.
Why did the gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out. |
Q.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
A. They touch base every once in a while.
Q.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
A. He knew he had a chest protector.
Q.
What is the difference between a pick-pocket and an umpire?
A. One steals watches and the other watches steals.
Q.
What do vocalists and some baseball players have in common?
A. Being pitch-perfect.
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Workout
Point to Ponder: If an apple exercises, is that called a
core workout?
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
the elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate
up!
Q.
Why did the blind guy go the the gym?
A. He hoped to find a spotter.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Do you believe
in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another
ten times?
Q.
Who wrote the book, That Guy Who Failed At Tight Rope
Walking?
A. Syss E. Wire. |