Why was Jupiter banned from the solar system boxing match?
A. It tested positive for asteroids.
Which kind of ring is not round?
A. A boxing ring.
Why did the pro wrestler change his name to Off In Church?
A. 'Cause nobody beats Off In Church!
Why should Hank Hill become a wrestler?
A. 'Cause he's already the King of pro-pain.
How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?
Which martial art do vegan kick boxers specialize in?
Point to Ponder: Do some folks go into martial arts just
for the kick of it?
Point to Ponder: Which kind of underwear do boxers wear?
is a great exercise... as long as you can yell "cut"
whenever you want to.
– Sylvester Stallone
Why did the old wrestler die?
A. 'Cause he lost his grip.
How did the old Judo master die?
A. He just flipped out.
What is the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?
A. One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
What do you get if you cross a hula dancer and a boxer?
A. Hawaiian Punch!
What happened when the boxer fought his underwear?
A. The bout was very brief.
Why are boxing matches in Mecca so brutal?
A. Because they always use high jabs.
How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance?
Groan of the Day: A guy mentioned that his girlfriend wasn't
a very good wrestler, but you should see her box.
What is not allowed in the ring, yet boxers do every night?
A. Hit the sack.
Which sport entails rounding up and stealing cattle as a
form of dramatic entertainment?
A. Professional rustling.
What is the name of the new extreme sport dating site?
A. Action Items.
What is R2D2's favorite dance music style?
Why did the guy end up watching a three-day arm wrestling
A. Because it was more gripping than expected.
Why did the arm wrestling match have everybody's complete
A. Because it was so gripping.
Why did the guy stop arm wrestling with his nephew?
A. 'Cause he cried uncle.
Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can.
Why is the pugilist sport called boxing?
A. Because the word fisting means something completely
Why do so many people start fighting the day after Christmas?
A. 'Cause that's Boxing Day!
What would you get if you crossed a famous boxer with a
A. Mohammed Dali.
Which type of underwear do beginners wear?
A. Amateur Boxers.