| Q.
Why did the elephants keep getting kicked out of the swimming
pool?
A. They kept dropping their trunks!
Q.
Why were the anti-vax kids banned from the public swimming
pool?
A. Because the only water game they could play was Marco
Polio.
Q.
Why aren't accountants ever invited to company pool parties?
A. Because they're required to report any shrinkage.
Q.
How are women like swimmimg pools?
A. Both cost a great deal to maintain, considering the amount
of time you spend in them.
Q.
Why are crabs such slow swimmers?
A. 'Cause they prefer the crawl.
Q.
Which vacation is more expensive than swimming with dolphins?
A. Swimming with sharks. That costs an arm and a leg. |
Q.
Why did the swimmer time travel to the past?
A. 'Cause he was doing the backstroke.
Q.
Why was the swimmer so slow?
A. He could only do the crawl.
Q.
Why did the swimmer only do the backstroke?
A. He just ate lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.
Q.
How did the old swimmer die?
A. He had a stroke.
Airforce
Academy Cadet: So you're telling me you're in the Navy,
yet don't know how to swim?
Navy Seal Recruit: Bud, you're in the Air Force. Can you
fly?
Q.
How did the old surfer die?
A. Dude, he wiped out.
Old
surfers never die, dude! They just get board.
|
Q.
Why did the vegetarian stop swimming?
A. She didn't like all the meets!
Q.
Why can't two elephants go swimming at the same time?
A. Only one pair of trunks!
Q.
What name did the coach give the all-blonde swim team?
A. The Hydrogens.
Q.
What's the biggest difference between men's swim wear and
ladies' swim suits?
A. Men's swim wear is designed for swimming.
Q.
Why did the sychronized swimming team all drown?
A. Apparently, one of them had a heart attack.
Q.
What did the coach say when the worst swimmer asked about
his chance of winning the meet?
A. Don't hold your breath, kid.
Q.
How did the old swimmer die?
A. He just kicked off. |
