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Warning: Proceed in Your Own Lane! Striking bowler jokes, spare pin puns, and bowling pick-up lines ahead.
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Q. What do you call a gutter ball? A. Alley Oops!The bowlers who started placing bets were high rollers!Q. What do you call a kegler teammate? A. A Bowling Ally!

Please, spare us the bowling jokes!

Q. Why are bowling pins unionized?
A. Because going on strike is just part of the job.

Kegler Point to Ponder: Do pro bowlers ever have time to spare?

Q. How do pins feel about Painful bowling Puns?
A. It's a split outcome, but most fall over laughing.

Q. What is the name of the hottest bowling team on the Death Star?
A. The Empire Strikes Back.

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Are you 300? Wanna be my old lady?

Q. What do league bowlers do when they forget their ball at home?
A. They don't worry because they can always pick up a spare.

Q. What did the league bowler say when he was accused of cheating?
A. I was framed!

Q. What is the name of the frame-ous kegler film sequel?
A. Bowling Ball Returns.

Q. Why did the blonde stop by the bowling alley when she got a flat tire?
A. 'Cause they always have spares there!

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Hey there, when I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX!

Gutter humor has its puns and cons...

Q. How do pins feel about Painful kegler Puns?
A. They bowl over in laughter.

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Are you a 7-10 split? 'Cause I'd like to pick you up!

Q. Which pirate kegler was famous for bowling curve balls?
A. Captain Hook.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pro bowler with a musician?
A. A guy who wants to strike up a band!

Alley Pick-Up Line: Bowling is the sport for guys who like to strike out with the ladies.

Q. Where do football players go before a big game? A. To the toilet bowl!Q. What is a toilet's favorite sport? A. Bowling!Q. Why do toilets run? A. They never learned how to job!

Q. What is a bowler's excuse for everything?
A. Sorry, that's just how I roll.

Q. What do bowling pin lovers vow when they get married?
A. Let's never split!

Q. What does a vegetable get in bowling?
A. A-spare-I-guess.

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Hey girl. It's not how you bowl, it's how you roll.

Q. Why did the sleaze ball always enter his name as 3 Testicles?
A. So that the monitor will occasionally say, "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You Got a Spare!"

Q. How did the pro bowler explain his last crappy game?
A. Split happens!

Bowling is the one sport that's right up your alley!

Q. What do pins say about Painful bowling Puns?
A. Please spare us!

Q. What is the best name for a championship bowling team?
A. Lightning, because they get so many strikes.

Alley Laugh of the Day: If you can't hear a pin drop, you must be a terrible bowler.

Q. What do you call the restroom at the local lanes?
A. The boweling alley.

Q. Where does Superman like to go bowling?
A. At Lois Lanes.

Q. Why did the pro bowler's girlfriend break up with him?
A. All the kegling jokes just weren't up her alley.

Q. Why do unspeakable things never seem to occur at the local lanes?
A. 'Cause what happens at the bowling alley stays at the bowling alley!

Bowling is a great sport for those who have talent to spare.

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Bowling Groan of the Day: After waiting hours for the bowling alley to open, they finally got the ball rolling.

Q. Why did the meteorologists name their bowling team Lightning?
A. Because they get so many strikes.

Reverse Psychology Pick-Up Line: Bowling is my sport of choice because I always strike out with you girls.

Q. How is getting a divorce from your spouse like bowling?
A. You carry something heavy going into it, and if all goes as planned, you end up with an X.

Q. Why couldn't the bowling league attract any good players?
A. 'Cause their motto is: Three strikes, and you're out!

Q. What do you get if you cross fruit and bowling?
A. A banana split!

Q. Why are bowlers inconvenient to employers at times?
A. Because they go on strike quite often.

Q. How noisy should a bowling alley be?
A. Quiet enough to hear a pin drop.

Q. Which pro bowler boasted he could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee?
A. Mohammed Alley.

Q. Which sport do garden gnomes really hate?
A. Gnome lawn bowling.

Q. What is the most sage advice a pro bowler can give you?
A. Don't try this at home!

Q. What do a bowling ball and a drunkard have in common?
A. Chances are both will end up in the gutter.

Q. Why is recreational bowling so popular?
A. 'Cause it's a fun way to spend some spare time.

Q. What did the bowling ball say to the pins?
A. Don't stop me 'cause I am on a roll!

Q. Why is bowling an easier game than golf?
A. 'Cause it's really hard to lose a bowling ball.

Today's Striking Request: Please, spare us the bowling jokes. But, do keep the kegler puns rolling!

Q. Why do pro bowlers make terrible baseball players?
A. 'Cause they get so many strikes!

Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's bathroom? A. The Superbowl!Q. What happens if you fall into the toilet? A. You either sink or swim!I quit my gym becuase one of the instructors shouted at me, "come on man, you've got to want it" Come on push. Youcan do it." I hate being disturbed whn I'm taking a dump!

Bowling Trivia: Did you know that the best football players are super bowlers?

Q. Why did the league bowler's girlfriend break up with him?
A. She claimed he was a real pinhead.

Q. Why aren't football players allowed to go bowling?
A. Because they spike the ball.

Q. Why was the serial killer such a lousy bowler?
A. He preferred to gut her.

Q. Why did the blonde decide not to go bowling?
A. She heard the pins were on strike.

Police report that there have been a lot of thefts at the local bowling alley and warn that the criminals are likely to strike again.

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Is your name Strike? 'Cause you're a perfect 10!

Old bowlers never die, although they might end up in the gutter.

Q. Which felines enjoy bowling?
A. Alley cats.

Q. Why doesn't the teen work at the bowling alley any more?
A. 'Cause he was only ten-pin.

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to strike up my bowling bag?

Q. What is the name of the facility in Seattle that's both a bowling alley and a safe injection site?
A. Pins and Needles.

Kegler Groan of the Day: The neighborhood bowling alley just had its 300th strike. The working conditions there must be terrible!

Q. Why didn't the busy blondes go bowling lately?
A. 'Cause they couldn't pin down a time.

Bowling is the ideal sport! It's an hour of drinking beer, occasionally interrupted by five seconds of exercise.

Q. What did the coach say to pro kegler team?
A. Bowlers, please keep your minds out of the gutter.

Q. How much should it cost to bowl one game?
A. Ten pinnies.

Q. What does a champion bowler do after a perfect 300 game?
A. He strikes a pose.

Q. What does a bowler crave on Thanksgiving?
A. A Turkey! (that's three strikes in a row)

Q. Who wrote the book, Rolling It Down The Alley?
A. Beau Ling.

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