What did the cannibal order for lunch?
A. Pizza with everyone on it.
How do you know if an Italian chef loves you?
A. He steals a pizza your heart.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you.
you hear about the pizzeria chef who had mushroom for improvement?
He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.
What's the difference between pizza and your opinion?
A. I asked for the pizza.
What does a chicken order on her pizza?
A. Eggs-tra Cheese!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.
Did the hyphen add pepper on its pizza?
A. Yes, but just a dash.
How did the food company come up with the best pizza sauce
A. They gathered raw data they could pour over.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
are you craving a Chicago deep dish? 'Cause I'd gladly give
you a pizza 'dis dick.
What is a pizza chef's favorite song?
A. Slice, Slice Baby.
Waiter, this pepperoni tastes funny.
Waiter: Then, why aren't you laughing?
Why did everybody think the pepperoni pizza was flirting?
A. Because it was so saucy.
like to party, and by party I mean stay in and
I'm alone and order pizza, I yell "Pizza's Here"
so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser.
How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?
A. Remove the pizza delivery sign.
How are music producers and a pizzeria business alike?
A. Both make dough from mixers.
Pizza Jokes To Go: They're all about delivery.