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Q. How do you get a trombonist off your porch? A. Pay hin for the pizza!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are as appetizing as deep fried Mozzarella!
Q. How do you fix a broken tomato? A. With tomato paste!
Q. What is a crappy chef's favorite thing to do? A Cut the cheese!
Q. What is a ghoul's favorite cheese? A. Monster-Ella!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!


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Pizza Jokes, Pizzeria Puns, Pizza Pie Humor
(Because Saucy Jokes ane Extra Cheesy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're the Pizza Delivery Guy!)
Warning: Hot! Proceed Carefully! Hot and ready humor, stone-baked pie jokes, and pepperoni pizza puns ahead.
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Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindDid you hear about the Italian chef who died? His legacy is a pizza history

If you have a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A, it's volume = Pi(Z•Z)A.

Q. What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?
A. A Pepperonly Pizza!

Q. What did the donut say to the pizza at Pizza Hut?
A. If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't hang around this hole.

Q. What is the difference between a pizza and these pizza puns?
A. These pizza puns can't be topped!

Hot Pizza puns are all about the delivery!

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

So, you wanna pizza me?

Q. What did the pizza say to the demanding Italian chef?
A. Hey, you don't pepper-own me.

Q. What did the slicer say while robbing the pizza?
A. Hand over the dough, or I'll cut you!

Cheesy Humor of the Day: You wanna pizza me? At yeast give me a chance to explain!

It was a big pizza, but I did eat olive it!

Q. How is pizza like sex?
A. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is the only love triangle I am acutely interested in.

Q. How can you tell if a pizza parlor patron is Buddhist?
A. He says, "Make me one with everything."

Q. Why did the crusty old Italian chef open a pizzeria?
A. He heard the dough was good.

My Hawaiian pizza with pineapple and ham was burned. They really need to cook it at aloha temperature!

Chimp Chef Asks: Which kind of pizza do potheads prefer? A. Stone-Baked!Food Pick-Up Line: Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready!Ape Chef Asks: What do you call a sleeping pizza? A Pizzzzzza!

Q. What do you call a person who doesn't like pizza?
A. A weird-dough!

Pizzeria Fact of the Day: Seven days without pizza makes one weak!

I only eat pizza on days that end with Y.

Square box, round pizza, triangular slices? I'm so confused!

Customer: Will my pizza be long?
Waiter: No sir, it will be round.

Deep Dish Fact of the Day: You are what you eat, so I must be pizza.

Q. How does pizza introduce itself to you?
A. Slice to meet you!

Q. What does your pizza say if it loves you?
A. Fold me close.

Q. What did the pizza crust say to the Italian chef?
A. Hey, don't get saucy with me!

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm just like Domino's. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Hot and Ready Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're one fine pizza of ass.

Q. What should you do if you find cheesy Italian pies unappetizing?
A. Give pizza chance!

Q. What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
A. Ant-chovies!

Q. What topping do dogs like on their pizzas?
A. Pupperoni!

You said you hate pizza? DigiorNO you didn't!

That Italian chef who's tired of making pizza is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.

Yes, I'm into fitness. Fitness this whole pizza into my mouth.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? You never sausage a tragic thing!Q. How do you reduce wind-drag on a trombonist's car? A. Take the Domino"s Pizza sign off the roof!Chimp Chef Asks: Did you hear about the Italian chef injured in a pizza accident? Now, he cannoli do so much!

Q. What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
A. I never sausage a beautiful smile.

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'm available with or without sausage.

Q. Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation?
A. The Leaning Tower of Pizza!

Q. What did the tough pepperoni say?
A. Hey, you wanna pizza me?

Did you hear that Domino's Pizza is now on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.

Q. How can you get a jazz musician off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.

Q. What's the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you.

Q. What is that new movie that's set in a pizza parlor about?
A. A slice of life.

Q. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas eve?
A. Cheeses Crust.

I like my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy!

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, if you were pizza and I was cheese, I'd melt all over you.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His wife is still mourning. Cheese still not over it!Jabba Desilijic Tiure is so fat that he ate the whole pizza... Hut!Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Sending olive my prayers to his family!

Q. What did the cannibal order for lunch?
A. Pizza with everyone on it.

Q. How do you know if an Italian chef loves you?
A. He steals a pizza your heart.

Q. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you.

Did you hear about the pizzeria chef who had mushroom for improvement? He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and your opinion?
A. I asked for the pizza.

Q. How are music producers and a pizzeria business alike?
A. Both make dough from mixers.

Cheesy Pizza Jokes To Go: They're all about delivery.

Q. Why does the mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.

Q. Did the hyphen add pepper on its pizza?
A. Yes, but just a dash.

Q. How did the food company come up with the best pizza sauce recipe?
A. They gathered raw data they could pour over.

Pizza Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you craving a Chicago deep dish? 'Cause I'd gladly give you a pizza 'dis dick.

Q. Which cheesy movie is the favorite of pizza?
A. Pie Hard.

Customer: Waiter, this pepperoni tastes funny.
Waiter: Then, why aren't you laughing?

Q. Why did everybody think the pepperoni pizza was flirting?
A. Because it was so saucy.

I like to party, and by party I mean stay in and order pizza.

When I'm alone and order pizza, I yell "Pizza's Here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser.

Q. How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?
A. Remove the pizza delivery sign.

Q. What does a chicken order on her pizza?
A. Eggs-tra Cheese!

Q. What is a pizza chef's favorite song?
A. Slice, Slice Baby.

Q. What did dinosaurs near Mt. Vesuvius put on their pies?
A. Pizza saurus.

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