How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie
What did the beef steak gossip say to the pork chop?
A. Did you meet Frank's new girlfriend, Patty? I hear
they're engaged to be marinated.
What did the fired-up grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while
more important things are at steak.
What did the Texas taxidermist do during his lunch break?
A. He stuffed his face with surf and turf at the
local steak house.
In which school subjects might the teacher say: "Well
A. Meatyeval History and Meat-thematics.
Why did the Colorado beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Plus, the steaks have never been higher!
What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.
What is a T-bone steak lover's favorite song lyric?
A. Is it meat you're looking for?
Who is a T-bone steak's all time favorite movie director?
A. Sizzle B. DeMille.
Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A. So he could meat his destiny!
What's for dinner, Dad?
Darth: Wookiee steak, but it's a little Chewy.
How did young Darth Vader speed eat through his well-done
steak dinner through his mask?
A. He was Force fed.
Why did Darth Vader complain to the waiter about the T-bone
steak he was served?
A. Not only was it chewie, but it was not at all on the
Why does Darth Vader eat burnt toast with his well-done
A. Because likes his dinner on the Dark Side.