Why did the strawberry get so many Valentines?
A. Because it was so sweet.
Why don't strawberries drive?
A. Because they always end up in traffic jams!
What resembles half of a strawberry?
A. The other half.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A. He ran out of juice.
I heard it through the grape vine...
Why did the blonde go to the bank wanting to swap 100 grapes
for 50 raisins?
A. Because she wasn't sure about the currant exchange rate.
What can you do with stale fruit cake?
A. Fruit cake can't get an more stale than it was in the
you hear about the baker who made fair fruitcake? He was
one slice short of a loaf.
IFs and BUTs were candy and nuts, we'd all have fruitcake