What do vegans and vampires have in common?
A. They don't eat dinner at stake houses.
What do Aussie cannibals call it when they're having a petite
blonde for dinner?
What did the cannibal get when he came home, late to dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
Why don't cannibals ever eat clowns for supper?
A. Because they taste funny.
dinner diners were fully sated, not realizing the wurst
was yet to come!
Customer: What is the name of the dessert with espresso
over ice cream?
Italian Restaurant Waiter: Affogato.
Customer: Yeah, I can't think of its name, either...
There is a button in my lettuce!
Dinner Waiter: Sorry sir, that must have come off while
the salad was dressing.
Wine Fact of the Day: Men are like fine wine. They start
out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out
of them until they turn into something acceptable to have
What should you do if you find cheesy Italian pies unappetizing
at dinner time?
A. Give pizza chance!
What did the restaurant call its dnner promotional offering
of one-cent noodles?
A. Penny Pasta.
Q. Why did the new restaurant owner invite the warehouse
staff to a gourmet dinner?
A. He heard they have good pallets.
What was the epileptic chef's house specialtyfor dinner
A. Seizure Salad.
gourmet dessert chef was really smart. He graduated Pie
What does Bruce Wayne enjoy for dinner on a cold winter's
A. A bowl of alpha-bat soup.
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. For exceeding the feed limit.
What do you call a yam that was stolen for Thanksgiving
A. A hot potato.
Which side dish does Dr. Frankenstein bring to Thanksgiving
A. Monster mash potatoes.
Why did the sweet potato cross the road on its way to Thanksgiving
A. 'Cause there was a fork coming up.
Why do French people eat snails for dinner?
A. They don't like fast food.
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot for dinner?
A. Snails are not fast food and nobody's got slime
There's a fly in my soup!
Dinner Staff Waiter: Force of habit, sir. Our chef used
to be a tailor.