| Did
you hear about the new movie about the Atkins Diet? It's
called, "Dude, Where's My Carbs."
Q.
What was the cheesiest 1987 thriller film?
A. Feta Attraction.
Did
you hear about the new movie about cheddar cheese? It's
G rated.
Q.
Which cheesy movie was about a pizza maker who was bitten
by an arachnid?
A. Spi-Dough-Man.
Q.
Why did Gordon Ramsey hate the last movie he saw?
A. It was Frozen.
Q.
What is a long-haul trucker's favorite part of a movie?
A. The trailer.
Q.
Which famous novel and film villain was known for using
a reading desk?
A. Hannibal Lectern.
Big
Screen Star Chat Up Line:
Hey there, are you my light crew? 'Cause you light up my
life.
Q.
Which cheesy movie is the favorite of pizza?
A. Pie Hard.
Q.
What do you call a famous actress who made a film about
loading a ships's cargo?
A. Lading lady. |
Q.
Which animated film was about a long search for a lost office
message?
A. Finding Memo.
Q.
Which Jim Carrey movie was filmed in Denver?
A. Me, Myself, and I25.
Q.
What is the name of the new documentary film about the famous
dancer, Fred?
A. Astaire IS Born.
Q.
Why do big screen actors always make good pool players?
A. Because they know all the cues.
B
Mocie Star Hookup Line:
Hey girl, let's get familiar with each other's body of work.
Q.
Which movie title describes the COVID-19 pandemic perfectly?
A. No Country for Old Men.
Q.
Which new movie features the COVID-19 virus in the leading
role?
A. Around the World in 80 Days.
Pick
Up a Screen Actress Line: Hey girl, you give me more
butterflies than a PLACES call.
Q.
Which film was about policemen chasing a lawless kilted
musician?
A. The Piper Chase.
Q.
What did Danny DeVito say when he was called in to do a
new movie?
A. "I'll be there shortly."
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Q.
What is a pickle's favorite movie?
A. Brine's Song.
Q.
Why are shovels, trowels, and spades so common in novels
and movies?
A. 'Cause they're plot devices.
Q.
Why were drive-in movie theaters so popular back in the
day?
A. Because people flocked to them in droves.
Q.
How did the blonde die at the movies?
A. She went to the drive-in to see the film, Closed
for the Winter.
Hollywood
Stuntman Hookup Line: Hey
girl, you might want a body double for what we are about
to do...
Q.
What is your dog's favorite movie?
A. Pup Fiction.
Q.
Why did the documentary movie about chickens get such bad
reviews?
A. 'Cause it was very fowl.
Movie
Star Come-On: Hey girl,
to start my role of a lifetime, all I need is you as my
co-star.
Q.
Which hit movie was about people who make twisted violet-colored
donuts?
A. The Cruller Purple.
Q.
What is the name of the biographical film about soul superstar
Otis?
A. The Redding Singer. |
