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Q. Why did the Broadway play close? A. Because it had scene better days!
Q. Why did the vampire tke up acting? A. It was in his blood!
A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway.
The movie, Diarrhea – It's all over the place!
Q. What did the fisherman say to the magician? A. Pick a cod, any cod!

 


Thespian Pick-Up Lines & Scripted Actor Come-Ons
Act out opening night flirts, date night outtakes, tricky magical flirts and hammy dating tips.

Theater Come-Ons, Magician Hookups, Actor Lines
('Cause Theatre Hookups and Staged Come-Ons Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Solo on a Casting Couch!)
Warning: Pick Up at Your Own Risk! Scripted come-ons, method acting lines, and partly funny flirts ahead.
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Q. Why did the vampire act so batty? A. It was in his blood!Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him!Q. Why did the vampire become an actor? A. He wanted a part he could dig his teeth into!

Thespian Pick Up Line: Hey there, unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey dude, are you a method actor? 'Cause you are really in my head.

Actor Chat Up Line: Hey girl, your beauty is so dangerous that you need a stunt double.

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you my voice? 'Cause I never want to lose you.

Magical Come-On: Hey fella, are you a magician? 'Cause when I look into your eyes, everybody else disappears.

Theatrical Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you opening night? 'Cause I get the jitters when you are near.

Actor Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't need a premiere to show you an opening night.

Actor Come-On: Hey girl, to start my role of a lifetime, all I need is you as my co-star.

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you my lines? 'Cause I'll never forget you.

Actor Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you the mic that was left on too long? 'Cause you're so hot!

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you that line I screwed up? 'Cause I just cannot get you out of my mind.

Pick Up an Actress Line: Hey, can I help you with a quick change? 'Cause I really want to rip off your clothes.

Actor Chat Up Line: Hey baby, I shall compare thee to a mid summer day. Hot!

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I think I'm the spotlight and you're the light crew 'cause you turn me on.

Magician Pick Up Line: Hey babe, here I am! Now, what are your other two wishes?

Did you hear about the illusionist that made things disappear? He ahd the magic touch!Q. What can you say to an annoying street performer? A. Oh, just go and mime your own business!Q. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Depens on what you want to change it into!

Magician Chat Up Line: Babe, I can make a snake jump out of my can of nuts without any props!

Magician Pick Up Line: Hey, don't girls just wand a have fun?

Magician Chat Up Line: Are you my new assistant? 'Cause I saw you from across the room.

Magician Pick Up Line: Are you a magician? 'Cause whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Theatrical Pick Up Line Point to Ponder: Why aren't there any mime pick-up lines?

Actor Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's get familiar with each other's body of work.

Actor Hookup Line: Hey girl, you might want a body double for what we are about to do...

Actor Come-On: Hey girl, when they took my headshot they told me to smile, so I thought about you.

Magician Pick Up Line: I must be a magician's assistant because you saw right through me.

Magician Chat Up Line: Are you a magician? 'Cause every little thing you do is magic.

Magician Hookup Line: Do you like the dark? 'Cause you and I could make some black magic.

Magician Pick Up Line: Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Q. What is Dracula's favorite circus act? A. He really goes for the juggler!Q. What did the sailors say when the hula dancer performed? A. Hip Hip Hooray!Mime Mimes: Wow, Is It Boos-Day Again?

Actor Chat Up Line: Hey babe, are you Macbeth? 'Cause your name sends shivers down my spine.

Theater Pick Up Line: Hey there, Im auditioning for the part of an angel soon, so could you tell me what it's like?

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a spotlight that was left on for way too long? 'Cause you are smokin'!

Actor Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you my sonnet? 'Cause I see us ending as a couplet.

At the Movies Hookup Line: Hey baby, is your name Cinderella? 'Cause I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Actor Come-On: Hey girl, you're like the big dance number that opens the show – you take my breath away.

Broadway Hookup Line: Hey girl, will you be my dance partner? 'Cause then I can hold you all day.

Actor Hookup Line: Hey dude, are you a mic pack? 'Cause I want you in my pants.

Actress Pick Up Line: Hey fella, are you hairspray? 'Cause I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

Animated Come-On: Hey baby, is your name Ariel? 'Cause I'd say we mermaid for each other.

Pick Up an Actress Line: Hey girl, I must be the audience 'cause I could just watch you for hours.

Actor Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, someone as hot as you must find it tough to do cold readings.

Pick Up an Actress Line: Hey girl, you give me more butterflies than a PLACES call.

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I think I'm mic tape 'cause I'm stuck on you.

At the Movies Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is your daddy Liam Neeson? 'Cause I'm Taken by you.

Q. What did the magician say to the fisherman? A. Pick a cod, any cod!Q. Who does a movie star vampire get letters from? A. His Fang Club!Q. What was teh transvestite rooster's stage name? A. Dawn!

Magician Pick Up Line: Babe, is your name Wanda? 'Cause you are pretty magical!

Magician Chat Up Line: Are you a math-e-magician? 'Cause you and I add up to magic.

Magician Pick Up Fact: Alcohol has magical powers. It can turn a loveseat into a bed.

Magician Pick Up Line: Babe, I know how to spell relief.

Actor Come-On: Hey baby, my only dream role is being with you.

Actor Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you a Broadway play? 'Cause I can't stop reviewing you.

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey babe, if you were a script, I would never want to go off-book.

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, are you the stage manager? 'Cause when you're around, everything just makes sense.

Actor Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you my light crew? 'Cause you light up my life.

Casting Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you an audition? 'Cause you're making me sweat.

Actor Come-On: Hey there, are you the cast list? 'Cause I can't stop looking at you.

Magician Pick Down Line: It's okay. I've seen that trick before...

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