Banker Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make some statements together!

Banker Hookup Line: Are you fiscally irresponsible? 'Cause I'm feeling inflationary pressure right now.

Banking Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, are you a bank loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!

Banker Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, wanna know why they call me "Gross Profit?"

Banker Pick Up Line: Babe, I'm not actually that tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Banking Point to Ponder: Do bankers have their own interest at heart while discussing alone with you?

Banking Come-On: Babe, you are one hot commodity!

Banking Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, are you an accountant? 'Cause I'd like you on my payroll.

Banker Chat Up Line: I have an emergency fund, and I want to rescue you tonight!

Banker Hookup Line: Can I change your name to "Cash," because I'm looking to put my money where my mouth is.

Banker Come-On: Let's get out of here and appreciate each other's assets.

Banking Hookup Line: Hey Girl, can you help me balance my sheets?

Banking Hookup Line: Babe, how about we swap some liquid assets?

Banker Pick Up Line: Good thing I just bought life insurance, 'cause my heart just skipped a beat.

Banker Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, I know how to add extra value to your account.

Banker Chat Up Line: Babe, those really are some tangible assets.

Banker Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, I go long on naked options.

CPA Hookup Line: What are you doing on Saturday night? 'Cause I'm accounting to take you out.

Accounting Come-On Line: Babe, you make all my accounts receivable.

CPA Hookup Line: Are you a 1040EZ? 'Cause I'd like to fill you in.

No Accounting Hookup Line: Hey, how about we do it double-entry?

CPA Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, you should have taken me as a deduction because I AM dependent on your love.

Big Biz Come-On: Hey Girl, I'd like to hire you and put you on my payroll!

Biz Hookup Line: I'm done being a sole proprietor, so let's form a partnership.

Marketing Pick Up Line: Baby, you are right in my target demographic.

Stock Broker Hookup Line: I hope you're a bear, 'cause I'm gonna go down on you.

Banking Pick Up Line: Hey there, the way you support free markets supports growth in my private sector.

Banker Pick Up Line: Wanna get a drink sometime? I'm not a bank, but I need liquidity, too.

Banker Chat Up Line: Is that a calculator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. What does a savings account have in common with sex?
A. You lose interest once you make a withdrawal.

High Finance Hit Up Line: Hey baby, did you know bankers do it risk-free?

Interesting Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, bankers change it up and do it with varying rates of interest.

Banking Hookup Line: Bottom up, or bottom down?

Banking Hookup Line: Babe, I want to restructure you.

Banking Pick Up Line: If I had a dollar for every time I've thought of you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

Banker Chat Up Line: Is your credit score bad? 'Cause you look like a 10 to me.

Pick-Up a Banker Line: Hey big guy, I heard bankers do it for the money.

Anti Pick-Up a Banker Line: Bankers charge a fee each time they do it.

Investor Chat Up Line: Babe, you're like an avalanche of hotness – you make my debt snowball!

Investor Pick Up Line: Babe, we should totally merge to avoid your acquisition by a third party!

Money Management Come-On Line: Babe, when I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.

Q. Why did the blonde pawn shop manager take the customer into the vault?
A. For safe sex.

Q. What do you call a compliment to a charity organizer?
A. A solid foundation.

Banker's Pick Up Poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm debt-free, so I can afford you!

Q. What do you call a horny rep at a predatory refi company?
A. A loan wolf.

Banking Come-On: Hey Girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?

Banking Chat Up Line: If I had a dollar for every time I've thought about you, I'd be able to retire in style.

Banking Pick Up Line: Babe, are you a one-sided balance sheet with all assets and no liabilities?

Priceless Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, bankers do it with a penalty for early withdrawal.

Banking Chat Up Line: Babe, you are finer than the print on my credit card agreement.

Economist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you've got the curves to supply my demand!

Economist Pick-Up Line: Whoa baby, you raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding drop off in consumer enthusiasm.

Economist Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about we re-measure our cross-elasticity tonight?

Economist Hit Up Line: Hey baby, how about we raise housing starts together?

Economist Hook Up Line: Girl, further stimulus could result in uncontrolled expansion!

Economist Come-On Line: Hey babe, tell me whether my expectations are rational.

Colorado Economist Hit Up Line: Girl, you stoke the animal spirit of my market.

Accountant Chat Up Line: Babe, you can list me as a deduction, 'cause I am dependant on your lovin'.

Accountant Chat Up Line: I'm an incomplete ledger without you 'cause I need you to balance me out.

CPA Pick Up Line: Let's fill out that 1040. Your'e a 10, and I'm 40.

Accountant Chat Up Line: Hey Baby, looking in your books, I see you have room for a date-a entry.

Accountant Pick Up Line: Babe, if 4+4=8, then me + you = fate!

Accountant Come-On Line: Baby, it's too taxing for me not to love you.

Accountant Come-On: I've been monitoring you're body all night, and you are in fine standing.

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