is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can
always get money back, but you might not get your heart
guy tossed a penny down the well and made a wish …
that the police would never find Penny's body.
dyslexic robber ran into a bank and shouted, "Air in
the hands, mother stickers! This is a f*ck up!"
Which comedian was destined to make the big bucks?
A. Rich Hall.
What do you call accountants at a coffee company?
A. They're known as a bean counters.
you hear about the frugal barber who opened up a shavings
Why is there always candy at the cash register?
A. So that you'll buy some if it's a Payday.
Why didn't the blonde go into the bank that offered
24 Hour Banking?
A. Because she didn't have that much time. DUH!
Where does Santa keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Why should you think twice about opening an account at the
Bank of the North Pole?
A. Accounts are often frozen there.
Why do student's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything is marked down after Christmas!
doctor walked into a bank full of anti-vaxxers. With a syringe
in hand, he says, "Gimme all the money and nobody gets