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Warning: Sell Short at Your Own Risk! Broken bank jokes, counterfeit humor, and bready funny puns ahead.
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Q. Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the vault? A. For Safe Sex!Q. What did one penny say to another? A. Money jokes are priceless. That's my two cents worth!Q. What did the gnome say when I asked him for a dollar? A. Sorry, I'm a little short!

Q. How did the tight rope walking banker die?
A. He lost his balance.

Q. Why did the blonde throw a quarter at her boyfriend's head?
A. She was trying to knock some cents into him.

Money Funny Pun: Coin tosses are a real head turners.

More Bad Investment News: The karoake bank is now for sale and is going for a song!

Q. Which numismatic jokes are the worst?
A. The ones that make no cents!

Funny Money Groan of the Day: Do bad coin puns score with a rim shot, or would that put you on edge?

Banking Point to Ponder: Why is it that all you can buy for a dollar these days is nonsense?

Banker Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, I know how to add extra value to your account.

Q. When does a doe need money?
A. When she doesn't have a buck.

Q. Why should you always keep a few quarters in your pocket?
A. In case you need them because that's just common cents.

Q. What happened after the dummy robbed a bank?
A. Police are questioning a ventriloquist who may have had a hand in it.

Banker Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, I go long on naked options.

Chef Pun: Got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Q. Which two coins add up to 30 cents, but one isn't a nickel? A. A quarter & a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel!Q. Where do penguins keep their money? A. In a snow bank!

Q. What does maize use for money?
A. Cornbread.

Q. What is a coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal?
A. Wheaties.

A chef's girlfriend bet him a hundred dollars that he couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face when he drove pasta.

Bakery Baron Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, I'd like to hire you and put you on my payroll!

Q. Why didn't the collector buy the rare coin from the dealer?
A. Because the vendor didn't have the proof.

Q. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill along with the nickel?
A. Because the quarter had more cents!

Q. What did the plumber say about the clog?
A. It's not worth a plug nickel.

Money Making Point to Ponder: Are overworked coin makers at the Denver Mint the only people who are likely to strike because they want to make less money?

Q. What is the richest kind of air?
A. A billionaire.

Son: Mom can I have twenty bucks?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Son: Well, isn't that what M.O.M stands for, isn't it?

Q. What do you call coins flying through the jet stream?
A. The winds of change.

Have you heard about the new eco car designed by a miser? It stops on a dime, and then picks it up.

Q. Why did the offensive lineman with a concussion go to the bank? A. To get his quarterback!Q. What do stockbrokers say to each other when they want the other guy to shut up? A. Just put a stock in it!Q. Why did the Post Office reall the stamps reaturing famous bankers? A. People were confused about which side to spit on!

Q. How can you tell a blonde is not a Broncos fan?
A. She can't understand why all those guys are beating each other up over 25 cents.

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill! Go Broncos!

The air compressor at the gas station used to be a quarter and now it's two bucks. That's inflation for you.

Q. Which US president never went to jail?
A. Lincoln. He's in a cent.

Q. What did the coin maker say about his found penny after he dropped it?
A. It just a little tender.

A guy went to the ATM and an old woman asked if he could check her balance. So, he pushed her over. OUCH!

Q. What did one dollar said to the other?
A. Our love does not makes cents – it makes dollars.

Accountant Pick-Up Line: Babe, you can list me as a deduction, because I am dependent on your lovin'.

A salesman approached a blonde and asked her if she'd like to buy a pocket calculator. The blonde replied, "No thanks, I already know how many pockets I have."

Q. Why did the banker buy ten tons of NaCl?
A. Because he's known for his compound interest and good table manners.

Evils of Money Factoid: A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine!

Q. What do you call a gossipy bank employee?
A. A storyteller.

Black Cat Says: Old bankers never die. They just lose interest!Q. What did a vampire do at teh blood bank? A. He asked to make a withdrawal!Q. What did one penny say to another? A. Let's get together and make some cents!

Q. What happened to the banking tycoon who fell overboard from his yacht during a typhoon?
A. He was okay because he knew how to float a loan.

Q. Why do bankers like to watch porno movies backward?
A. They like the part where the hooker gives the money back!

Banker Pick-Up Line: I have an emergency fund, and I want to rescue you tonight!

Q. Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer?
A. She wanted cold, hard cash!

Q. Why do heart transplant recipients prefer bankers' hearts?
A. Because they've hardly been used.

Banking Pick-Up Line: Babe, how about we swap some liquid assets?

Q. What is it called when you toss seven coins, and they all land on the same side?
A. A coincidence.

Q. Why did the blonde go broke?
A. Because she had no cents.

Q. How are a counterfeit coin and a rabid rabbit alike?
A. One is bad money and the other is mad bunny.

Banking Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, can you help me balance my sheets?

Q. Why is the penny the most plentiful coin in circulation?
A. Because it's common cents.

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